Reviews for Edward, You are SO Dirty
kisstherainn chapter 1 . 5/18/2009
That was hilarious! I loved it. AND STOP SAYING THAT IT'S POORLY WRITTEN! IT'S NOT!

Kanashimii (:
TopazPixie16 chapter 1 . 3/18/2009
LAwl omgsh this was hilarious! can u really get like high for real off of sharpie? like, high like weed? omgsh anywho i luv this story its hilarious! plz answer me luverly question i know im weird.
PiecesOfSerendipity chapter 1 . 12/22/2008
OMG that was hilarious! Bella should get high on sharpie's more often...hm...

EDWARD I LOVE YOU! -swoons- What i wouldnt give to have been there..

Brilliant story and it was reli reli funny it had me literally laughing out loud (lol).

x
Purplehanded chapter 1 . 11/1/2008
Whoa! That was ...

uh... way unexpected.

Sorta random, but I'll give you that it was 1 in the morning.

Anyway...

IT'S STILL FREAKING AWESOME!

*sharpie-high!*
Sweetheart in the corner chapter 1 . 8/6/2008
haha xD
pinkcrayon1101 chapter 1 . 7/20/2008
double sided ductape... hm... ]

pinkcrayon1101
authoressintears chapter 1 . 7/20/2008
nice story! Really funny, I loved it!
xx-twilight7-xx chapter 1 . 7/20/2008
OMG that was hilarious... and sexy.

its funny cause he actually stripped. i have a sharpie pen. its magenta.

i loved this story alot! i probably would have fainted...but after he'd finished.

then the volturi are next... excellent
dear forever yours chapter 1 . 7/16/2008
OME. WHO IS THIS SAMANTHA PERSON? SHE SOUNDS SO SEXY AND AMAZING. WOW. YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO KNOW HER, I WISH I KNEW SOMEONE AS COOL AS HER. SHE JUST SOUNDS SO PRETTY AND SHE TOTALLY DESERVES TO HAVE EDWARD CULLEN'S CHILDREN.

GAWSH. I AM SO SO SO JEALOUS OF HER.

Anyways, all sexiness aside, I LOVE IT (:

My cheeks hurt from smiling. DARN YOU! DARN YOU TO THE DEEPEST DEPTH OF HECK! Jusrt kidding.

I love imagining in my heard Edward Cullen taking his clothes. He is too sexy for his .

TBANK YOU, I LOVE YOU, AND I STILL OWN YOU :K
Moreadhiel Seregdagnir chapter 1 . 7/16/2008
Um... Okays... I still don't see why Bella had to get high on a Sharpie.
yessibby chapter 1 . 7/16/2008
haha..

that was awesome(:
Awesomeness 101 chapter 1 . 7/16/2008
That is a SEXY CAR! I think I am drooling now just from this story.