Reviews for Crash course
Guest chapter 1 . 3/5
why not a better idea?
its snapes turn to watch harry in ootp ,discovers something (abuse),then ...rest is the same
Alexic chapter 1 . 10/13/2011
If this wasn't a parody, I probably would have resorted to head-desks because of the sheer pain linked to the quality of writing you are describing. Extra points for the awkward and not-quite-grammatically incorrect "it is my fault only you died."

I think the problem it just that for most authors who write these stories, it's a strange and distinctly unconventional fetish, and not an fresh story idea they felt the need to pursue. I've only read one good Snape-adopts-Harry story to this date, and it was created because of an unintentional challenge from the mistress herself.

Thank you so much for writing this. I really appreciate when someone points out in a non-flaming way things that should be avoided on pain of the suicide or at least temporary brain damage of others.
PrinceRaoden chapter 1 . 11/11/2009
This is actually really, really funny! I wish there was a chapter 2.
lastcrazyhorn chapter 1 . 10/4/2009
*snorts*
Amaurea6 chapter 1 . 4/27/2009
Two words: Update

Oh wait... I messed that up, didn't I?
Cremello chapter 1 . 9/19/2008
So true, so true.
BlackPriestess chapter 1 . 9/15/2008
*LOL* This so suits you - I love the dry tones.
Alex the Anachronistic chapter 1 . 7/28/2008
Morte de rigole!
togo chapter 1 . 7/18/2008
Bravo! You made my day :-).

The last line (about the coot and the bat) made me laugh out loud! :-D
freazingfire chapter 1 . 7/17/2008
Omg that was hilarious, cant' wait for chapter two xD