|Reviews for Never eat hotdogs and burp it smells really bad|
| starblack350 chapter 1 . 12/1/2015
My God...I have seen words from the heavens. No greater beauty has graced the earth with its presence.
| 503503 chapter 1 . 9/3/2013
I was crying along with Dilbert, and I cried at the beauty of this story. This should be nominated for the Newbery Award.
| 4983478 chapter 1 . 8/8/2013
WHAT. THE. HECK. DID. I. JUST. READ.
Okay, MAJOR awkwardness. Just saying.
| b la b la chapter 1 . 2/12/2013
| OutDamnedSpot chapter 1 . 12/18/2011
| Ragged Claws chapter 1 . 10/8/2011
| Noelle M chapter 1 . 8/22/2010
Wait...this has nothing to do with the titel! Oh, you had 'imaginary' sugar, I see. I understand.
| Seirarin chapter 1 . 6/25/2010
This is a masterpiece. The most wonderful thing I have ever read. I can never look at anything ever again, for I have seen true beauty.
| Z-r-e-t-a-r chapter 1 . 6/2/2010
I looked down a toilet and found better storys
How bout that for a flame :D
| Pirate Bob chapter 1 . 10/4/2008
Ar, Lad, this yarn has unravelled afore it e'er got started. Like a stillborn mutiny, aye, and it had so much promise by its title, too! Dogbert needs ta sink 'is teeth inta the soft tissue o' Dilbert's calf and remind 'im there's more ta life than engineerin' foolishness, pencils aside. Just read some o' me own yarns and it'll be sure ta trim yer sails fer ye.
| Jemascola chapter 1 . 8/28/2008
Nice! Seriously, I'm the type of person that likes reading silly stories on occasion. I even write some myself (though I've never had the nerve to post them on this site). I do that a lot, and I think it's funny!