Reviews for Vampires, Rejection, and Rumors, Oh My
neyikadorcilien chapter 1 . 3/29/2013
omg awsome story
Deany-Elle chapter 1 . 5/20/2011
Absolutely fantastic! It was fantastically written. Especially Jasper and Alice in the Janitor's closet and Edward now being chased by guys. Hilarious!
DobbyWobby chapter 1 . 2/19/2009
hahaha edward will never live that down! i love it!

TwilightFanpires chapter 1 . 2/1/2009
julia got cullened chapter 1 . 12/26/2008
bloody hilarious )

and i love the quote of rose's...

"she all but ripped her throat out"

i ROFLed. good stuff please update and favourited :)
Perpetually amused chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
Why are all of these one-shot? Please update and cue Bella!
mythoughts-R-mywhores chapter 1 . 12/18/2008
I have to say I really like this story. I didn't expect the ending with the Chris Ryan guy and that made it really funny. I thought you did a good job channeling Edward. I think he is probably the hardest character to write, at least for me. Good job.
Draco's water melon LoL chapter 1 . 12/9/2008
i like your story, it made me laugh :) ..
Eternal Love's Eclipse chapter 1 . 11/9/2008
Priceless! The ending was hysterical and completely unexpected. Good work!
Shadows.Dance chapter 1 . 10/17/2008
Oh gosh, that was hilarious, but I can so imagine Jessica doing that.
Rasberry Parfait chapter 1 . 10/12/2008
That...was...hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. How did you come with that? Good job!
topazgirl14 chapter 1 . 8/9/2008
AW! Poor Edward
Perfect love kills all fear chapter 1 . 8/5/2008

I can't believe Jessica did that.

Edwards gay. haha

Hyper Blood Pixie chapter 1 . 7/23/2008
HearMeCalling chapter 1 . 7/23/2008
That story was so funny. At the very end, I totally lol'd. ]

It was great.