Reviews for Never Trust a Pirate
Guest chapter 1 . 1/13/2015
For gods sake! This is briliant... I enjoyed reading these fortunes as well as I enjoyed interaction between Jack and James. You write them excellently. And that finish... Good job, really.
snarky Beth chapter 1 . 11/10/2009
hehehe, that was good :) Though James's fortunes made me sad...
WayLowHalo chapter 1 . 11/17/2008
OMG, that's so great! I love those fortunes! I'm especially fond of “The kiss of a swan leads to death.” Cuz it's true for both Jack and Norrington! So great!
Flygon Pirate chapter 1 . 8/6/2008
I loved these fortunes:

“Sea turtles can be helpful creatures.”

“The kiss of a swan leads to death.”

“No soul is equal to another.”


“Choosing a side shall be your demise.”

Since they are all foreshadowings, it makes them twice as funny!

You did a brilliant job of foreshadowing and made it funny!

Kudos to ya!

starry-oblivion chapter 1 . 8/2/2008
Heh, I liked this. Some of the fortunes sounded a little too blatant and not quite as cryptic as one might expect from fortune cookies, but I especially liked, "The kiss of a swan leads to death.” And Jack selling James back his own plans is simply... Jack-like. ;D

All in all, this was an entertaining story. Thanks for writing it. :)