|Reviews for Static red|
| damsel0of0darkness chapter 3 . 12/3/2017
Your vocabulary and grammar is good, but something is wrong with your wording. Most of this writing is incomprehensible to anyone but you, which is a problem if you expect readers to understand it. It sounds like a puzzle that needs to be solved, or you can just ignore it. Don’t bother replying to this...
| Guest chapter 24 . 6/19/2017
Well. It's looking like the plots are going to be ultimately backfiring on the petty bigoted nobles- after all, they've resulted in Queen Zelda, and her being informed of the treachery. With her morality, stubbornness, and resources (including Sheik, Impa, and Link)...
Change is afoot. The question is what kind and how well it will stick.
I look forward to it.
| Guest chapter 10 . 6/19/2017
All the Sheik want to molest Link, Sheik won't let his "light" touch /his/ Link, but hey, there's a Dark Link. So would it be weird or convenient to let their respective "other halves" hook up while keeping themselves to themselves? XD
(Disregarding the problem of /Zelda's/ body.)
| Cookie chapter 24 . 1/9/2016
I'm in love with your writing and storytelling, it's awesome :D
This is probably (definitely) the best zelda fanfic I've ever read, I and would never think that Link and Sheik would be so cute together :3
| CottonCandyHaze chapter 24 . 11/24/2015
[/screams forever and for ten thousand years]
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE TOUCHED THIS FIC TO READ
READING IT IS LIKE A GODDANG FRESH BREATH OF AIR?
ESPECIALLY SINCE THIS IS ONE OF THE VERY FEW *GREAT* ZELDA FICS OUT THERE?
Also the story has so many views BECAUSE IT'S SO GOOD
I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT
FINALLY YOU'RE GETTING MORE RECOGNITION
THE DAY YOU POP UP ON TUMBLR - which idk i don't see many zelda fics recommended on tumblr in general - I AM
WITH THE LINK
And now a list of my favorite lines:
'so obnoxiously understanding that Kafei just wanted to break his nose for it. How dare he be calm'
'He even wore the same stupid sort of hat as Link!'
MOTHA FRICKIN goddang uh hold on i got this FIERCE DIETY/ONI DUDEDUDE APPEARS
'her father was murdered by idiots. She felt like crying for a whole new host of reasons'
i laughed inappropriately here, as i know it's a serious matter but I'm also like imagining her sobbing while going 'they're so stupid'
'...long enough that she could catch the snatches of a bird singing outside the windows, basking in the late noon sun.'
Your goddang imagery I could literally shake you with my two hands in FURY because it's so GREAT how DARE you
'Like a bug under her heel.'
You write the most bomb Zelda ever? The entire interrogation scene I could picture *clearly* Zelda sitting on her throne, not so much the clothing because I've always had difficulties picturing details like that - threadbare things and such, possibly because I'm not one hundred percent on how that would look because I've probably only seen it without knowing the word beforehand -, but everything else? Goddang flawless, this is goddang flawless, your word weaving is goddang flawless.
'eyes and mouth like hellfire'
I admit I kind of pictured Kers with red/orange teeth, like, everything in his mouth, red/orange, including the teeth
'She wanted to admire him but she also wanted his blood on her gloves.'
this is going to haunt me for a long time, because it's so good too
I'm so so thirsty for scenes of Link and Sheik, sosososo thirsty
but this entire chapter was so goddang beautiful.
I admit I don't remember much of the other chapters which I hope to rectify, but, I remember enough to where I wasn't too confused
and at the very least I remember who everyone is
so B- for me I think
mayb could just... hug you forever and ever
rub my face on your arm
because I love this
and you're just absolutely amazing I can't fathom it and I'm so stupidly jealous because I feel I could never come close to doing half as good
self deprecation over
but seriously this is still some pretty amazing work
it also makes me wonder how you would have written the fic if you, like, covered ALL of OoT
but I guess that'd be another fic for another day if you ever felt the mood
needed a bit more garlic
you can never have enough
oh and pepper
[not black pepper though, that stuff's boring]
[we're talking a wide array of peppercorns]
| Kiesuke chapter 23 . 8/6/2014
Please update this! It can't just end like this!
| The Whimsical Ermine chapter 23 . 8/5/2014
This is awesome! I really like all the dialouge in it. Its hillarious.
| spider warrior chapter 3 . 6/15/2014
Corsets are very unhealthy...(And painful)
| Kitsune chapter 1 . 4/24/2014
I think you've just spoiled me for any future LoZ fics... in a good way. I love your writings. But I especially love how you write Link and not to mention Majora. And while I'm looking forward to whatever happens next to Link on this adventure I can't help but be morbidly curious about how this Link would have dealt with a friendship with Majora instead. Anyways like I said before really can't wait to see how this ties in with your other stories! I hope you never stop writing.
| PurpleSundown chapter 21 . 1/3/2014
Just got interested in reading your story. This static red story I have to admit is a welcome change to the usual stories in the same category. I read it all in little under 10 hours, because you know I am a uhh how you say... Fanatic of Sheik and Link... Oh well... Anyways love your story and will be writing more reviews especially if this story is ever updated again.
| Guest chapter 21 . 11/13/2013
Strange, beautiful, exhausting, and creative. I am in such a strange mood from reading this!
| Keita Lee chapter 18 . 8/7/2013
/flops around uselessly
So I don't often review on this website anymore, but I couldn't pass up the chance to gush to you about how wonderful and glorious and fabulous etc., etc., that I find this story. I've been reading all the available chapters for pretty much every waking hour for the past day or two, and while I was a little iffy at first, I just. I can't stop. The prose that you write with is a style that I'm not very familiar with, but the more I read, the more I like it! It's so... different, and what put me off at first, I think, was the fact that there were so many single lines. Not a paragraph in sight. But like I said, the more I read, the more I like it! It flows so well, and your writing style is so... easy on the eyes, haha. I'm a fan. I won't lie. You've converted me. I love the abstract way that you write, and the subtleties blended into everything, and the wow pretty much everything okay i just yeah.
I really, really, really enjoy your characterization. I also particularly enjoy the OCs, though for as much as I really know about the Zelda series, they might as well be canon to me. Your consistency is absolutely stunning, however. There hasn't been a single action or conversation or anything, really, that I read and didn't think fit with the characters or with the scene or the setting or anything like that. Ugh, it's just so wonderful. Please accept more gushing. I find that usually, I dislike a lot of Zelda fics because Link's personality is so limited in the games that it leaves people with a little too much to work with. This is just... I think, the best portrayal (and the most consistent) that I've seen yet. Each character you introduce has a very distinct personality (and it must be difficult to keep up with so many characters at once), and they work so well together. /more useless flopping
The consistency with which you have developed the setting is also... somewhat stunning, in my opinion. You've obviously put a lot of time and effort into making sure things are historically accurate (pff, things, what a useless descriptor), at least to a point - and I absolutely love it. It makes for such a good read; there are details included that I would never have thought of otherwise, things I never knew (or expected to learn) about the time period, and wow I just have nothing but praise for this story.
At times, the prose and plot have been confusing, but rightfully so - this is a very intricate story, and no one can be expected to understand everything without being able to see the bigger picture. We're all along for the ride, here, and honestly, I'm more interested in sticking around to see where things go than to be privy to all the details. There are so many details, and so many interlocking plot devices and oh maaan am I looking forward to more relationship development and plot lines crossing!
Overall, I'm just very impressed by your writing, and I hope things are going well for you in your real-life endeavors! I'm very much hoping that I can remember to check for updates, and I look forward to reading future chapters. This story is just so... unique, and it's a pleasure to read and review! This was well worth the time, and you've done a terrific job so far; keep up the fabulous work! I will certainly be sticking around. :)
| Koro The Silver Wolf chapter 18 . 5/29/2013
siwdihureuifv You play Assassin's Creed?! *cough* Anyway... I freaking love this and am not going to attempt to patiently wait for the next chapter. I freaking looove Kers Omg... XD Scary fox boy, but he's kinda funny too. I'd pet him but I bet he'd rip my arm off. ; I'm still waiting for Sheik and Link to actually admit they're friggin in love with eachother .
| Koro The Silver Wolf chapter 4 . 5/28/2013
I don't know why I've put off starting to read this (I'm here by suggestion of Myou) but I'm now on chapter four and pretty much feel like I'm rolling in awesome. I love how you portray Sheik and the Sheikah... Awesome... Ilbis is a name I know I've heard before... Doesn't it mean death or apocalypse or something of the like? I'm looking forward to the other chapters while feeling overwhelmed... This is a long story isn't it? I also love the way you don't portray Link as fearless. Because I seriously doubt he would have been. He just had a good reason to conquer that fear. I wanna comment on the dresses and the duke but I think I've babbled long enough ;
| Egg Emperor chapter 13 . 5/28/2013
I love your story... though it is a complete mindfuck to read and is more difficult to understand than Ulysses. I love it. It is insane though