Reviews for John Carter of Hogwarts
Qoheleth chapter 1 . 2/18/2018
Dear Andrew:

Had you had any ear for 19th-Century diction, or any sense of the difference between a proud and warlike Virginia gentleman and a bellowing galoot, this might have been worth reading - for a little while, at least, until it degenerated into a standard-issue wizarding lust-fest. As things are, though… ugh.

RTVfan chapter 1 . 4/15/2014
Fun nonsense story otherwise, what the hell is with the John Carter bashing? Those books are awesome and classics in their subgenre.
dragonlordrb chapter 1 . 4/1/2012
Oh Help! Agony, despair! My hero reduced to shooting paint-balls. it should have been Malfoy-balls, or should it have been IN Malfoys balls
Jimm chapter 1 . 5/16/2009
Actually, the first several Mars books have fallen out of copyright now. I first 'read' them by text-to-speeching the Project Gutenberg versions for traveling with. :-)

Well, that's pretty random, but a lot of fun. :-)

Thanks for sharing it with us.
Raika Saotome chapter 1 . 4/20/2009
Dude, you freaking rock.

I have no clue why, you just do.
raspberrypirate chapter 1 . 9/9/2008
1) Ha, funny!

2) Lucky bastard... *grumble* Harry, Neville, amd Remus i mean, not Malfoy