|Reviews for Dear Alex|
| CC HELL chapter 1 . 7/14
I have original storys but then you find out that thay aren't so... sob aa
| Rydd Rider chapter 2 . 7/9/2011
Hm. Let me give that a shot.
Egoadministered, you have a ego that administered to you. Autoalienist, you alienate people automatically. It kinda makes you sound like you're calling yourself a stuck-up smart-mouth when you put it that way, but I'm sure you're nicer than that. _
So, did I get it right?
Your letters made me crack up, by the way, and even if I'm not into slash, I thought the rest of your points were well made.
| sama-chan chapter 2 . 2/20/2011
I would take the time to decipher those two words, but I'm lazy from winning my school's basketball tournament, and I've got to pack because I'm going to Winnipeg (it's in Canada for those failing geography/those not interested in Canadian cities). So. This is really good. You make good points, just like Alex does. It's also humorous. Which is great, btw.
A review is easily forgotten, but a smiley face stays on your keyboard for life. :)
| Evil's Sidekick chapter 2 . 11/24/2009
actually, alex forgot in his letter about the tragic princess who became a spy after an evil (and hot, so that we can squeeze the jealousy factor in) Prince of Cambodia killed her parents. She has color-changing eyes (alternately a dreamy, lightish-dark blue and a piercingly beautiful violet) and carries around two swords. Oh, yeah, and she nearly dies EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' CHAPTER and MAKES A THOUSAND-WORD LONG MONOLOGUE EVERY SINGLE TIME about how her love for him was true, and how the world should learn (eventually) to function without her, only to come to life when Alex nearly commits suicide an his fairy frickin godmother brings her back. EVERY SINGLE TIME, her eyelashes flutter open, and alex BLAMES HIMSELF FOR HER(almost) DEATH AGAIN, and declares his undying love for her (again).
Mary sues should suffer. but maybe not all of them, according to you. save the ones whose opening lines aren't 'hey, you're alex rider, right?'. Of course, everyone knows what happens after this line. Alex looks up and is stunned by the vision of beauty in front of him and gushes out sissy one-liners like nobody's business. :)
| Kay Celestine chapter 1 . 7/29/2009
Gods, WHY didn't I join this fandom sooner. You rock!
Well I think you can infer that I loved it :D
| M chapter 2 . 5/16/2009
auto is self, alienist is psychiatrist... so something like self proclaimed psychiatrist? All I can say about this is: PURE AWESOMENESS. Really.
| M chapter 1 . 5/16/2009
I kept laughing when I read this - especially the ''He’ll just be sticking to your dad, I swear…'' part. LOL!
| Hikaru Kosuzaku chapter 1 . 3/23/2009
Oh my heck. You're amazing. Thank you.
| Gabriel Nichole chapter 1 . 11/30/2008
Kat: Gwah, I luv it! This was hilarious...and sadly, very, VERY true. If it helps, I am a slasher and actually happen to like Sabina. But I hate her surname. That is just weird. Seriously, 'Pleasure'?
| froggiefriends chapter 1 . 11/20/2008
| fleurgold chapter 1 . 11/16/2008
| blackwolfgirl87 chapter 2 . 9/20/2008
i'm not exactly sure if this is right, but does that mean that you automatically exclude people because of your ego? (i'm just taking the words apart...)
| werewolf5 chapter 1 . 9/3/2008
i agree with you on the "Alex's class goes to SAS camp" thing. i wouldn't even try writing one
| Scorpia710 chapter 1 . 8/25/2008
Hehehe, poor Alex. I like the style of this letter like one shot. You do wonders with parody. I kept seeing a moody looking Alex in my minds eye trying to find fault with your reasoning...and never finding any, lol. I think you should do a HP letter like this, there's plenty of things ff authors have done that I'm sure would make Potter mad, but that is just my oppinion, :)
Loved this, it's very well written, and yet funny, and it doesn't ramble.
| daz3dandconfus3d chapter 2 . 8/22/2008
Awesome-moso (sorry,it's my weird word of the day)
Hehe, the only reason I didn't let Alex finish his sentences were because I didn't know what to write...:D Heehee. I'll take your opinions into consideration for the next ones.
Plot bunnies on Viagra...Gotta think up a smart ass comment to that now. Dang.
Speechless on your prostitution comment...lol.
Kitchen burn...Hm...Sabina says she'll think about it. As long as it's not damaging "her pretty little face". Hehe.
And yeah, the K-Unit stereotypical-ness is bugging the HELL out of me. It's like how some HP readers thought that Sirius Black was a player in his younger years because of early HP L/J fics...but he was actually quiet and rebellious (doesn't stop him from being hot though)...You see, this is what fanfiction does to you. :D
I laughed at your bisexual comment...That -would- be extremely awkward. Gotta use that somewhere...
AND I TOTALLY AGREE with the male-interested horny statement. I made two guys stage kiss for five bucks each. It was quite a pleasant experience. :D Yeah, probably scared everyone off now...Oops.