Reviews for Idk, My bff Q?
Jesussaves119 chapter 1 . 7/23/2015
lol very funny
not spam truth chapter 1 . 6/1/2015
why are you turning Jesus away? he loved you enough to die for you he was almost beat to death at the whipping post, he was mocked, slapped, they put a crown of thrones on his head, he had to carry his cross but he fell under it's weight and they had another man carry his cross, and he was put on the cross but he laid his hands over and the roman nailed his hands and his feet to the cross and he was hung between two thieves one on the right and one on the left and the one on the left said "If thou be the Christ bring thyself down and us as well" and the one on the right said "We deserve all this but he is a just man" and he said "Lord remember me when you come into your kingdom" and Jesus said "Today thy soul shall be in paradise with me" paradise is not heaven paradise was the place the old testament saints went two when they died it was right next to hell but when Jesus died he went there and when he rose again he took up all the old testament saints with him and 40 days latter when he went back to heaven he took all them with him and also the thief on the cross and he did not come down off the cross to be baptized being baptized does no save you it come after being saved but Jesus suffered all that and all he said about them was "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do" and he said "My YAHWEH why have you forsaken me?" but he was not forsaken YAHWEH had to turn his back on his only son because YAHWEH cannot look upon sin and Jesus was thirsty and a roman tried to give him vinegar to drink but the others would not let him and Jesus said before he died "Father into thy hands I commend my spirit" and he said "IT IS FINISHED" and he died but he rose again 3 days later and he is the only begotten son of YAHWEH and he had compassion on humans because we were without hope because adam and eve sinned and they did not ask YAHWEH to forgive them and he kicked them out of the garden and humans were doomed to go to hell unless YAHWEH could fine some one to pay the price for sin and the price was death and Jesus had compassion on us and he said "Father i'll go down" and God told him what was going to happen to him if he did but he still went down and he was born of a virgin and he lived on earth for 33 years he died on the cross and was buried and he rose again on the 3rd day and he went to heaven 40 days after and he is there now siting on God's right hand and one day he'll come back a take his church home and then the tribulation will begin on earth and it is gong to be very bad a lot worse then what we live in today but 7 years later Jesus and the saved people shall return to earth and he will chain and bind satan for 1,000 years and the saved shall rule with Christ for 1,000 years and then satan is loosed out of his prison and he decives the lost people that are on earth and his followers will be like the sands of the sea and satan shall come to the saints of YAHWEH and try to destroy them but YAHWEH will send down fire from heaven and it will consume the devil's followers and then satan shall be throw into the lake of fire to be tormented forever day and night and you'll be there with the devil if you reject Christ and what he did for you at the cross
WinterSnow99 chapter 1 . 4/16/2015
Huntress gets angry at Arrow for tormenting Question with chat speak, goes on to beat the ever-loving hell out of him then leaves him outside of Question's door with a note of chat speak. Counter-prouductivity, if I ever saw it. (:
Warrior Chickenz chapter 1 . 10/4/2012
Kita chan chapter 1 . 1/4/2012
This was awesome. Thought you should know.
p chapter 1 . 1/28/2011
omg! i lol an rotfl! idk how u cAm up with such .
Trumpeteer34 chapter 1 . 2/14/2010
Haha! This is hilarious! Chat speak must end.
soserene93 chapter 1 . 8/21/2009
I LOVE it ! It's hilarious !
DiscordPattern chapter 1 . 5/5/2009
Oh My Good.

I love you.
8I chapter 1 . 4/17/2009

Ahem. Yes. Awesomeness.
go.suck.on.a.lemon chapter 1 . 4/1/2009
Rolling of the floor laughing, well done.
enakoritsi chapter 1 . 12/28/2008
This was really funny and pretty honest as well. I miss correct spelling and grammar, and that's something I never thought I'd say. :) Great story!
Nightwatcher'sunknowngirl chapter 1 . 12/27/2008
I fell Q. I really do. I don't get chat speak.

Anyway great writing and keep up the good work,

ShikaKibaShinoGal chapter 1 . 9/2/2008
I feel for the Q. I have no clue either. That's why I don't text. Half the time on IM's I have to ask what it means.
angel0wonder chapter 1 . 8/22/2008
Oh man, I needed a good laugh! I like the title ;)
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