Reviews for Ways that Dusk is more Evil than Lord Voldamort
FlockPack chapter 1 . 1/2/2014
iggy: dusk reminds me of flockpack wait, I'm reading fanfiction voluntarily! I have sunken to a new low
Surreal Squirrel chapter 1 . 1/24/2010
YEP - that was a lot of good reasons. i actually believe you...
nudge-potter chapter 1 . 7/10/2009
Yes, yes, she's evil, but only because of the toothpaste thing. I mean, really? EW! And maybe kicking Sirius. Because that is Marauder abuse
Mistress of the Words chapter 1 . 7/10/2009
hahahahaahahahahahahaha! That is so aswesome! and I am more behind on you in the HP books, I have only read a few chapters of ONE! but I have seen a few of the movies...
RaneInfernum chapter 1 . 5/10/2009
You misspelled Voldemort not Voldeomort. Otherwise, funny list. Random, but still funny.
Kiluca1228 chapter 1 . 1/2/2009
RANDOM AND PHYSCO AND CRAZY DID I MENTION RANDOM WELL ANYWAYSIT WAS GOOD BUT NO OFFENCE DUSK BUT I THINK U AND VOLDEMORT ARE PHYSOC AND CRAZY! * DUSK COMES AND GIVES ME HER EVIL GLARE* SHRINKS AND HIDES BEHIND A COUCH IM SOWWY GIVES EHR THE PUPPY LOOK! SOME 1 SHES GONNA KILL ME
mandyfur123 chapter 1 . 10/23/2008
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE IT! :D
AfterTheReign chapter 1 . 9/21/2008
WOW... Funny.
EvilUncleChuckles chapter 1 . 9/13/2008
Can I write my own?

PWEASE?

PWETTY PWETTY PWETTY PWEEASE!

I NED ONE!

I AM EVILER THAN VOLDIE AND DUSK AND SWEENY TODD AND PICKLES COMBINED!

AND I HAVE AN EVIL FICTIONAL BOYFRIEND!

PWEASE!

PWEASE!

PWEASE!

PWEASE!

IF YOU LET ME I WILL SEND YOU A CYBER LOLLIPOP! (which may or may not be poisoned)

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SAY YES! SAY YES!

How can you deny the sugary pixely possibly-poison of a cyber lollipop!

HOW 'BOUT I WRITE ONE AND YOU CAN SEE JUST HOW EVIL I AM!

I WILL GIVE YOU A PREVIEW!

Voldeomort might spare your life if you help him kill Harry and take over the world…Dusk will still hang you by your eyelashes and beat you with a coat hanger... TeraJames (yes, that is my name) would lie to you, and once you had killed Harry she would duct tape you by your hair to the ceiling in her grandmother's attic (yes, her grandmother's attic, be afraid), and then she would stand on Jacob(yes, she inslaved him)'s shoulders, and then she would draw on you with black and green sharpies until you bled, then she and James and Jasper and Tree (the parakeet) would drink your blood, and when you were about to die she would give you blood transfusions, and start again, she would continue doing this until either you had used up all the blood in the planet, or she had used up every sharpie on the planet (thin and felt tip).

and

Voldeomort would only kill Sirius (Never mind that he’s already dead…) but Dusk would have forced him to live the rest of his life as her pet puppy dog…then she would kick him when she was angry... TeraJames would not only make him be her pet dog, TeraJames would make him take turns with Jacob being her car (being to young to drive, terajames make dogs carry her around on their backs) and when ever she wanted him to go faster (like on the freeway) she would whip him with her great grampa's suspenders.

and

Voldeomort will save you a seat to watch Harry Potter die. Dusk will auction it off to the highest bidder. Even if its Ron. TeraJames would auction it off to the highest bidder (starting at ten billion dollars), then she would sit in the chair and make Ron stand in the back.

And

Then she will kill Ron for breathing the same air as her even though he paid to breath that air!

TeraJames will let Ron breathe the air, but then, after and hour of two of breathing the air TeraJames would claim that the air cost extra (fifteen billion) and once he had payed her, would recall the air, even if the only way to get it back was to kill Ron and drink his blood.

and

Voldeomort will never let you use his pen. Dusk will let you use it but only she knows that it is bewitched to squirt ink all over your brand new shoes! TeraJames will make you pay you life and afterlife's savings to use her pen, but then, once you have payed her it will turn out that not only is the pen out of ink, but it is a time bomb, and that while you were denting you paper trying to make it write she was evacuating the area.

and

Voldeomort will kill your boyfriend. Dusk will make them fall in love with HER then invite you to the WEDDING! Then kill him on their honeymoon. TeraJames will hang you and your boyfriend in separate corners of the attic, make him fall in love with her, and marry him without even letting him down or leaving your line of sight, even with she kisses your boyfriend. Then after the wedding she will buy a soda machine, kill your boyfriend, stuff him into the soda machine, buy him with YOUR money, drink him like a soda, all except a little bit which she will force feed you.

and bonus

Voldeomort is afraid of death, Dusk doesn't think she will die anytime soon.

But TeraJames doesn't care if she dies, because God owes her a favor so she gets extra lives.

SEE? THERE IS A REASON I AM EVILEST!

Also I have a kick-butt evil laugh, which, believe it or not, as taught to me by my sixth grade math teacher.
I LEFT THE DANGED SITE GEEZ chapter 1 . 8/27/2008
Some of these I wouldn't do! I wouldn't kick Sirius (cause he rocks!) and I hate the taste of orange juice and toothpaste (shudders) Oh and, STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDNEYS V! (GROWL)
Cupid's Jinx chapter 1 . 8/23/2008
-cries- I'm scawed!

Dusk really IS more evil than Voldy

-gasp-

Lyra

-x-
RebeccaRoy chapter 1 . 8/22/2008
That was stupid and random, don't take it bad please! I love stupid every once and a while and that was so stupid it was near brillant!

Did I mention I needed the laugh?
Boomfly chapter 1 . 8/22/2008
It was fine until Sirius was kicked. I'm sorry but none of the marauders are to be abused on my watch...even Peter. Other than marauder abuse that was fun and random ]
sick-atxxheart chapter 1 . 8/22/2008
Hehe... Wow. Randomness rules here, obviously. Totally random and possibly pointless, but I enjoyed it. Thanks for a laugh! And, amazingly enough, some of the reasons made sense _