Reviews for New Kids in the Wormhole
kirroth chapter 1 . 9/4/2012
So, about that vargyr!John and Sidhe!Teyla story... *smirk*

I'm still angry about Carson being killed off to make room for the writers' crush Keller, and the killing of the whole series for that POS SGU. Which only lasted two seasons. *snicker* I wish they'd come to their senses and bring back SGA. Preferably set very soon after they touched down on Earth. It's been a few years, but I don't think the actors really look that different. Would need a different kid to play Torren, though.
RavenWeavesTales chapter 1 . 7/27/2012
Holy crap that was hysterical! This totally rocked;I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. hehe Yeah,we got canned so the turds that be could have their little pet project. *grins evilly* Polish a turd,it's still a turd. SGEwww was the absolutely perfect example of what-not-to-do-in-science-fiction. 1)Don't disrespect your actors (I can't imagine what shit Joe F. had to tolerate). 2)Don't fuck with the fanbase. The actors can't really say much cuz they don't want to alienate themselves. We fans don't have that problem and it's our support that paid the turds that be. Idiots. Their stupidity ended a pretty cool franchise;I don't count Ewwww as part of the franchise (big honking surprise huh?) since I actually watched the first 4 episodes and could find nothing good about the show at all. Did I mention idiots? lol Wicked story. Well done. Cheers! }:O

Raven
Shayna Maidel chapter 1 . 4/5/2009
Hah. Too good. Cialis... *snicker*. Really well written, great job!
RodneyIsGodney chapter 1 . 8/31/2008
That was absolutely histerical! The funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thank you for making me laugh so hard!

"Carson made a pained noise that sonded like he was trying to pass an entire overcooked haggis. Sideways. "They chose a plastic surgeon for their CMO?" He leaned forward and squinted at the paper. "From Beverly Hills? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

That bit cracked me up so much! I am so favoriting this story!
x Varda x chapter 1 . 8/31/2008
It makes me very sad - talk about disrespect for the dead - announcing the new series a day after the cancellation.

Had to look up the drugs on Google - very funny!
Shai chapter 1 . 8/30/2008
What can I say, other than 'bloidy brilliant.'

Gate-keeper... Key-master... LOL!

Or...

... !

(My Thermian laugh. Whattev.)

This says it all.

Thank you!

Well pissy with the universe and TPTB.

REFUSE to watch SG-EWE.

Bah! (Not.)
spacesplace chapter 1 . 8/30/2008
Thank you for this! I too, am very bitter about the series' cancellation but I have always believed in healing through humor...and you, my dear, are just what the doctor ordered! I was chuckling so hard my dog came to see if I was OK!

I know I'll miss the show but I really hope wonderful writers (such as your totally awesome self) continue with this fandom. Show TPTB how they should have treated SGA and its fans!
Kkarrie chapter 1 . 8/30/2008
This made me laugh, but at the same time made me realize how much I'm going to miss SGA. I would also like to point out that the "fanbase" they're trying to reach with a younger cast already watches the show... I mean I'm 20 and I've been hooked since day 1. Thanks for writing this out, poor Chuck.
Hallowed are the Ancients chapter 1 . 8/30/2008
That is exactly how I feel right now! Though I might give Universe a chance. Just so long as it isn't all about teenage drama and shit like that...
Paris chapter 1 . 8/30/2008
Thanks for taking the time out to write this.. you have captured the sprite of the Atlantis members and what they would do, should they be replaced..

I think that the "Old Dudes" should unite..

Since they be without jobs now.. I will fully support each and every single damn one of them.. by buying the movies or watching the TV shows that they are in. Maybe David H. can be in Flashpoint..
The Cat's Whiskers chapter 1 . 8/30/2008
Hi, this made me laugh, although I agree totally with you about SGA. As a fan of sci-fiction generally and the stargate franchise, I just shook my head. SGA premiered on a "high" because it co-ran with SG1. By the time SG1 was turned into movies, SGA could cope alone. SGU will premiere under the cloud of having caused the cancellation of a great show with great characters! Besides, Brad Wright (who never seemed to like Atlantis) and Sci-Fi head honcho David Howe have said SGU will appeal to a "younger" audience? Are they kidding? SGA is already a family show you could let 10 year olds watch - who are they going to aim it at? Lamaze classes?
Asugar chapter 1 . 8/30/2008
Yeah...now I'm even more depressed. Because you are probably right on the money. Only one way for people to show SciFi how they feel though. Don't watch Stargate Universe.
DaemonicKitten chapter 1 . 8/29/2008
Ok, I so TOTALLY hate that they cancelled SGA! I'm glad you made this fic, and I loved it, it was hilarious! I especially loved the comment on the one girl's impressive 'resume'. LMAO

I think you did an awesome job, and personally, if there's nothing that I can do to stop them cancelling SGA, I'm just going to keep writing my fics and keep them alive that way!

SGA RULES! (kinda is and kinda is not looking forward to SGU)
casus17 chapter 1 . 8/29/2008
such a funny story!

i was really upset about the cancellation too! totally ruined my entire day... week... hell, the rest of the year, no doubt. so this was... apt. Very very apt, and very very amusing

thanks - though i'm a huge fan of jensen ackles, and probably would still be even if he did lose his head and play the 'chazz' type character!