Hilarious, loved it

BRILLIANT! All of it, Utterly Brilliant!

This is . . . I have no words. Beautiful.

Thank you. This is far too late for my own gastroenterological educational needs, however, I'll forward it on to my children who are currently engaged in the ongoing battle between healthy and 'icky' foods. Your service is not in vain.

Hahah.

The only unrealistic thing was that someone gave Malfoy a job as an unspeakable. Otherwise
it was great.

Amusing! Wait til the kids grow up! Dad will never hear the end of it.

This was so funny and light-hearted. I love the idea of Voldemort becoming a joke amongst adults after the end of the war. He went from being so widely feared that most people wouldn't even say his name to being a cautionary tale for children at the dinner table and I think that's beautiful. Good job.

Amazing. Anyone who has kids can well relate. My own daughter always gets to hear about the boot who lost all his teeth and now has to only drink liquids the rest of his life.

As I was rereading this, I enjoyed every. Single. Word.

You are a fantastic author!

Hahahahahahah

Extremely well written and funny!

Oh my gosh! This tickles my funny bone something fierce. Thanks for that!

This is the funniest thing ever

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