This is awesome. 'You'll end up like Voldemort if you don't eat your greens!' XD

Aww manipulative parenting. That is a great way to get then to eat broccoli

This is glorious.
But now i'm curious... to sell them Broccoli is not that hard. Asparagus and spinnach are a bit more tasking. But really really hard should be Brussel Sprouts, the anathema of every kid ever alive :D

Oh but seriously... i love this. The three little minxes trying to outglare Daddy, the alleged sneakyness and cunning of little A.S.P. (the poor kid was doomed to turn evil before long with such a name and i totally blame Ginny... ) and that Hermione, prim and proper, rule abiding Hermione would be a willing accomplice just to get her own brats to eat the vegs :D

If you ever have another idea... this would be quite the solid base for a "parenting according to Harry Potter" series, culminating in a disastrous attempt of "the Talk" mixing his lack of formal education on the subject with Ginny and her Molly coined views and some unfortunate metaphors strewn in to utterly ruin the results :D (Hey i also hope to see the "Help Poor Mr Malfoy to get a new nose" street collection and Hermione mocking Draco and Story :D)

LOL! This is brilliant! If you have a sequel, I'd love to read it, but if not, this was amazing!

This was beautiful. Your stories are fantastic and I can not stop laughing at them. The way you write your characters is amazing.

This is just brilliant. How could you come up with such hilarious ideas, I have no clue, but you've made my day. It's amazing and I've laughed so much. Thank you!

This is the BEST. Story. EVER! XD

Mind-blowingly hilarious! Absolutely Perfect.

I love this so much.

Hilarious haha great fic

Lmao this is one of the funniest things that I've read! Great job!

Liked this.

OMG! So funny! Please write more family moments and of course we must see a poker night in more detail. Very well done! Laughed myself silly!

love this! He is so funny here, this is the best 'parental Harry' fic I've ever read. Really, between Ginny's no nonsense attitude and Harry's creative plots, those kids don't stand a chance. And I liked that you included Teddy in the family as well, he makes for a good co-conspirator. The marauders live on! If Teddy ever invited friends over, I could see them being jealous or in awe because he has such a cool godfather.
Though having Hermione involved in this trickery takes the cake. Man, the trio really corrupted her. She used to be so straight laced as a child. lol. (I'm starting to think that she's the best out of all of them, if even Albus the child genius takes her word as gospel.) She'd be the master at poker playing.

Nice idea! Well done!