Reviews for Twilight Quotes
Guest chapter 1 . 2/15/2013
i also have ocd. i dream that he can see me and visit me when i sleep. BUT HE WONT! *crying dramatically*
catnisse chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
I loved the quotes! The funny quotes were hilarious!
dannielle chapter 1 . 1/23/2011
i fallow edward cullen cause hes sparkely
wearealllost chapter 1 . 3/19/2009
hahaha, really good :D
Kiluca1228 chapter 1 . 3/7/2009
O.o the funny qoutes is sumthing i will do lolz ! im serious IO.o
rosalieblack44 chapter 1 . 2/28/2009
BAH HA HA HA! Funny qoutes are hillarious! my favourites are:

i keep trying to kidnap jasper, but alice is at his window with a bat. how does she know... oh right!

All i want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold, silver volvo owner sparkles in the sun and bites me... is that too much to ask?

Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers brunettes!

These made my day! my friend came up with a funny one: I'm SO leaving my window open tonight.
DobbyWobby chapter 1 . 1/26/2009
these are really sweet and funny, i love the kidnapping Jasper one, maybe one day i can work out a plan that Alice can't see...

i really like this.

Sabyn1993 chapter 1 . 12/10/2008
I loved this. It's amazing! I preferred the funny quotes though! My favourite was: everytime a guy ignores me, I know it's just because he's a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood. Lol this was so soo so funny! I loved it!
SukiYo1910 chapter 1 . 12/4/2008
lol, i loved the funny quotes, especially the glitter and the van
Shireen Tay chapter 1 . 12/3/2008
So sweet and funny too ~ ! I LOVE it . Twilight .
lol chapter 1 . 11/23/2008
OMG that made me laugh so hard!

especialy i poured glitter on my bofriend one!

god those quotes should be on wallpapers in a phone

wow that made my morning!
bellaklutz2010 chapter 1 . 11/19/2008
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! chapter 1 . 11/11/2008
"Twilight Warning: This book may severe daydreaming, insanely high expectations for boyfriends, overactive imagination, drooling, and the belief that Edward Cullen is NOT fictional."

i lvoe that one, it so extremely TRUE!
Tera Swan chapter 1 . 10/18/2008
Okay, very, very, very, very funny quotes! D Nice one, Tia (Cullen)!
Becoming-Obsessed chapter 1 . 10/10/2008
Twilight... obession? Us? Moi?


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