|Reviews for Oh God Not Again!|
| Crysanth chapter 29 . 1/10
Funny story- when I read Harry Potter 1 when I was six or so, and read the part about Molly Weasley's second cousin who was an accountant, I kind of assumed that the reason they didn't talk about him was because an 'accountant' was some kind of con man or criminal or something. I sort of missed the whole Squib subplot...
| Anon chapter 31 . 1/10
I will admit, there have been a few bits of dialogue laying a groundwork for this alternate timeline's future relationships (Neville and Ginny, Ron and Hermione, Harry and Luna), but you are right, no actual squick here. One preteen being able to catch a dirty joke, or realize that Harry had interpreted something as one when it was not intended to be a dirty joke, only means she is precocious. If anything, Harry might be operating under an assumption that within the next few years he'll start advancing on Ginny (and might actually be planning on asking her to the Yule Ball next year), but it's all future plans so far... And stopping for one word? What? *rollseyes*
Dear god, I need brain bleach. And it's from the NAME of your unprinted Rita Skeeter article series... Just the name was enough.
Harry is shameless. Just, shameless.
Oh wow. Loading up the misfortune on Lavender, eh? lol
And yet another curb stomp on any idea that Ginny idolizes Harry or will fall for him or anything later on...
Harry is confused by the proliferation of "collector's items"? Seriously? Muggles have been doing that with DVD's and video games for the last decade or two... and he was around for at least the early bit of that his first time through.
"My book ate my homework." Dear god why was that not in the original? Too perfect!
"Nothing legal." Dear god I want to know his true answer now! TELL ME! lol
Ok, and one more thing on my list of "not sure I want to know" items: All the... varied... ways to interpret DSBI...
I'm almost afraid to ask for instructions on that temporary Veela charm... wow
| Anon chapter 30 . 1/10
Oh boy, I wonder if Sirius will offer Harry a way to lose points in his class just for giggles... Or if Harry is going to prank Sirius harder than the Marauders ever did anyone, take credit, and insist on getting "punished" to keep it fair or something.
LOVE Lavender's interpretation! Love it!
I can't help but wonder why Sirius left out the part about the Gaunts engaging in incest for a few generations before Merope... Granted, his audience is 13, but they should at least already know what the term means, I'd hope.
Oh god, Harry in drag... And now the entire school will see it...
No complaints about Harry's Boggart changing. Interesting character development, highly believable IMO (after all, he started as a warrior and shortly before the time jump he was a family man).
I'm suspecting that Hermione will do better on her final this time around since she faced her Boggart in class and knows to prepare herself, yes?
| vikmonster chapter 22 . 1/9
"... and im ana enough..." - WHAAAAT?
| Guest chapter 33 . 1/8
True but Ron may have seer blood
| mad1zel chapter 25 . 1/8
best lockhart ever funniest redo
| Anon chapter 29 . 1/8
Give me one good reason that Harry shouldn't give himself some extra hours beyond strict classroom time. Seriously, just go and do the homework one time around, and be social the next, and sleep the third. Or something to that effect.
And now Harry's getting brain damage from sniffing fumes... that explains a lot. XD
Gotta love Hermione's lack of trust in Harry... lol
Oh wow love the way Harry keeps Draco under control. Love it.
| Queen of Elba chapter 50 . 1/8
Awesome story! It made me laugh so many times. Thank you for writing it! :)
| mipk90 chapter 1 . 1/7
Oh we'll this is new! Harry uses his knowledge of all his years and not pretending to start over. Bravo! You caught my attention!
| Weirdo-Lover chapter 50 . 1/5
Hahahahhahahahaha Yo made me laugh almost as much as your Naruto Time travel one. Hahaha Good goin', Sarah.
"My scar told me". I need someone that I know to read this so I can totally use that line hahaha
| Anon chapter 28 . 1/4
Ginny is using some of her Basilisk funds, I see? Hmmm I'm guessing Harry isn't teasing her about it due to not wanting her to either say something he wouldn't want her to say or to avoid making her even more angry?
I'm surprised the Twins didn't insist on the autographs being their Marauder names.
Interesting that Bella is now being booted from the Black family. Now I'm thoroughly curious what difference, if any, that will make.
Yikes, Snape is going to hate life.
| Anon chapter 27 . 1/4
But what about lacing the bones with LSD? Such a potent way to mess with ol' Tommy Boy... *evilgrin*
So what just happened to the Deathly Hallow stone? Did Harry just make Master of Death impossible to acquire?
Dear god. How on earth is Sirius going to teach History? Unless he can somehow do something with Pensieves to do the work for him I can't see him having the stomach for it.
| Anon chapter 26 . 1/4
I differ with Draco's diagnosis: The house of the loyal should be getting tons of points for not just teacher's pet behavior, but helping each other out (tutoring, for example) and ignoring rumors about their friends and standing up for them (teachers should notice such loyalty, and Dumbles even comments on it in the canon end of 1st year speach). Granted, it's almost solely rule-following or socially based, but I still think Hufflepuff shouldn't be that far behind as often as it is in Draco's diagnosis, and should be giving Ravenclaw a run for their money each year, even if it often still comes down to one of the other Houses... /rant
Ya know, if Harry really wanted to knock his House down a peg, he could speak up and shout out that he gave Peeves 9 cases of Dungbombs (3 earlier, 6 just recently) and should probably lose 100 per case, putting Dumbles on the spot in front of everyone. Even if Dumbles refused to deduct as many as Harry insisted, instead maybe taking 600 points total... At least it's not so much of a lead. *evilgrin*
Nice tearing apart of Dumbles. I will admit, I do often think he was a bit full of himself and liked to meddle too much; and that is when I'm not contemplating the possibility of him being secretly Dark or senile.
| Anon chapter 25 . 1/4
Nice banter with Ginny. Love Norbert.
And with Ginny's disappointment in her rescue, the final nail in the coffin of her and Harry's relationship is hammered home.
So how exactly did Harry Apparate/Portkey or whatever the Snake out of Hogwarts? Unless you're gonna say that the Chamber doesn't have the same wards somehow (being too deep or something).
A snake? A SNAKE?! *blinks* ok I should've seen that one coming... Albeit, why didn't he just Accio Peter? He was able to Accio Neville's frog earlier just fine, so saying it doesn't work on living creatures would be a major inconsistency.
Wow, this Dobby rescue was even more contrived... lol but loved it all the same. I noticed they conveniently left out the part about Draco supposedly being Snape's spawn, but all the better for a nasty fight between the spouses that could cause a divorce. Granted, that might destroy Harry and Draco's cordiality (not to mention the method by which Harry was not ID'd as properly dead in that clearing), but still, very fun. Might actually work in Harry's favor if Lucius loses custody and Draco decides that Harry saving him from the Hippogriff means a life debt.
And now, for Harry to live with Sirius, find himself unintentionally romancing Luna, and I dunno maybe further humiliate Draco with the Hippogriff thing are my predictions for 3rd year.
| Anon chapter 24 . 1/4
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I can imagine it now: Ginny asking the receptionist for helping in seeing Thestrals, being Disillusioned and pushed into the back of a room where someone is dying, and not only gaining that ability but being scarred for life. lol
Love the taunting. Riddle is just too easy.