Reviews for Crouching Taxis, Hidden… Somethings
Philippe de la Matraque chapter 2 . 10/14/2010
Oh, that was funny! Loved it!
mw chapter 2 . 11/16/2008
Grand story-refreshing to see Malcolm suffering from a drug interaction rather than being mortally wounded or being drowned (which in fanfic has to have happened several dozen times over). I like how even in his addled state, he spares a thought to the difficulty Trip will have getting his door unlocked-feels very "in character". And, although your "worst opening line" is marvelous, my favorite part is the following interaction between Malcolm and the taxi:

Cracking one eye open, he gave it his best evil look. “It’s not polite to stare,” he said to the thing. When it gave him a hurt look, he relented. “Well, so long as you stay over there for now, I suppose it’s…,” he yawned, and closed his eyes, “…fine.”
Ad Absurdum chapter 2 . 9/23/2008
Oh, it was really funny and this struck me as particularly amusing: "the pills he’d taken earlier – he’d forgotten he’d taken those – had clearly been labelled, “Does not cause hallucinations involving taxi cabs,”". (And if such an event should occure, call for the nearest linguist :D).

And that was a part of 'the worst opening line to a story'? (or second worst, I guess)? Huh, odd.

Also, I think Reed was being rather diplomatic saying that food in America tasted odd because, when one's not used to it, it really tastes like paper.

Great story.

cheers

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STReader chapter 2 . 9/18/2008
Very fun. Of course all of your writing is great to read!
jazzy2may chapter 2 . 9/18/2008
cute! but short! too short! Fun fic. :D
firebirdgirl chapter 1 . 9/17/2008
At first I thought taxis was some foreign exotic word from another planet...but then I just realized it was a taxi! Great work, can't wait to see where this goes...Happy writing!
jazzy2may chapter 1 . 9/17/2008
very interesting, intriguing, fun, poor Mal overdosing! Great beginning. :D