|Reviews for Hellsing: Geist Krieg|
| KonohaShinobi chapter 1 . 9/23/2008
Wow, you came back!
Well then, this calls for a comeback of my own.
Last Season On KonohaShinobi's Review Skits-
Captain Jack: Why are we dancing?
Me: Why are you asking me that?
(Zorin suddenly pops up)
Zorin: As if I didn't have enough problems with you last season.
Me: You weren't in the skits last season.
Zorin: I better be getting paid for this...
Captain Jack: Come on gent, don't get so down about this...
Zorin: Gent?, I'm a woman you idiot...
Captain Jack: Oh bugger...
Me:Now don't get too hasty Zorin, we need him alive...
Captain Jack: I'm already dead...
Me: Oh well, then go ahead...
(Zorin starts dancing)
Zorin: Why are we dancing like a banana holding maracas?
Me: I don't know...
Captain Jack: Will this ever stop?
Me: Maybe next skit...
(Orlando Bloom pops up)
Bloom: Did someone say Will?
(Jack shoots his head off)
Me:Holy shit, you killed Will Turner!
Captain Jack: Hey, at least he isn't the new Captain of the Flying Dutchman...
Me: POTC 3 : At World's End, remember?
Captain Jack: Bugger...
(Zorin pulls out her scythe)
Captain Jack: Where the hell is Pip when you need him?
(Points to a noisy moan filled room)
Captain Jack: Lucky gent...
Me: Guess you'll have to stay here 'til he comes back.
Zorin: I'll kill you, you pirate bastard!
Me: Actually, that's going to occur on the next part of "KonohaShinobi's Review Skits."
Me: Your turn Jack.
Captain Jack: KonohaShinobi's Review Skits are a copyright of said author himself and cannot be duplicated in any state or form, many restrictions apply.
Me: Good night and god bless Fanfiction and Metropolis Kid.
| Sammich Man chapter 1 . 9/22/2008
Ah, great start to your sequel!
(Annoying filters, there wasn't even anything to directly imply a blocking *mutter mutter*.)
I noticed your little reference to Jack Sparrow and live action movies. :P And Jan is typical Jan as always, it's nice to see him as an addition to the story, he has a place in all the Hellsing fan's hearts.
The interactions for Seras to Pip were nice, and convincing, since they actually get into arguments like an actual couple. Plus, Seras has a point, no one wants to see air petting and tonguing. Except maybe Jan...
| Azure Zangetsu chapter 1 . 9/21/2008
It's a good start and props for still keeping your creative juices flowing. But one thing...who was the one-armed blonde dude? I read the manga and I haven't seen the anime much. Is it the werewolf or Father Anderson? Or is it another character? I guess I'm rambling.
Always Thankful - Azure Zangetsu
| bahleeeted chapter 1 . 9/21/2008
omgomgomg Volume 7 revisited! D And this time Pip will come out alive! I think I love you... Hehe. I suppose if Hirano really does # $% the ending of the manga up and keep everyone but Seras and Integra dead we could always just have Seras become a nexus and be able to see Walter and Alucard. Or, you know, just write in AU where they come back to life. XD
Keep writing! Want to know what happens next!
| Haissan chapter 1 . 9/21/2008
Good... Pretty good! Ocelot as a nexus is fairly self explanitory. points fingers.