Reviews for BReel
Heartless BytchhakaHelenBach1 chapter 4 . 11/27/2011
I haven't seen any of these movies so I think I may have missed some of the nuances there. But I really enjoyed the poolside scene with Ana and the brothers having the subtitles. You have written a funny story here with some real talent. Thanks for sharing and letting me enjoy your work. Next time, next roadtrip, BigPink.


As far as the bathroom scene? Sometimes the words NOT said say more.


"So," Dean said, after many miles.

"Yeah," Sam replied, eyes out the window,"...
Heartless BytchhakaHelenBach1 chapter 3 . 11/26/2011
"Sam snorted. "Yeah? How would you know that, Marty?"

Yup, that's the Sam we all know and love.

"Wonder if I get a free fill-up out of it?"

Oh Dean, you ol' horndawg. You don't let reality interfere much with your inner porn, do ya?


He kept seated, wasn't going to stand for a minute or two.

That's right, Dean. You go ahead, sit there. We know why.

"We kinda need to see Lucky so that we can get Lucky."

Have I mentioned how much I love Dean's snarkasm?

Tentacles! You brought some real fun toys on this trip! I'd heard about tentacle porn fic but wow. I thought it was a mythical creature like unicorns and stuff. Thanks for the mental images.


"and — whoa!"

lolzzz, too late Dude. You've done been zoomed.

" I should do something. "

Somehow, I don't think that's an option anymore.
Heartless BytchhakaHelenBach1 chapter 2 . 11/26/2011
Wow, what a steamy sex scene! *izzit hawtt in here?*

" "Oh, Marty.""

*record skips badly* What? As in Marty McFly? Oh no no no no, you did not just go there.


You did.

"One of Dean's randy adventures gone wrong."

Understatement much? Hifrikknlarious. I love it.

"but you've got some explaining to do."He's a freakin' marksman, and I'm pretty sure he's armed."

Stop! Stop! My ribs are hurting now. It's all your fault! this iz some srsly funnay bizness.

Dub Master Dean is just so wrong on so many levels.

*shakes head* *laffs even more*

Thank you for this wonderfully funny chapter. I absolutely loved it and laughed all the way through it.
Heartless BytchhakaHelenBach1 chapter 1 . 11/26/2011
I really enjoyed reading the first chapter. The banter between the brothers was 't wait to see where you take us from here. This is going to be an enjoyable roadtrip with you. I can already tell. Hey! Ho! Let's go!
Bartlebead chapter 4 . 12/13/2010
Very, very funny, and a clever ending. The tentacles remind me a little of Galaxy Quest or Lexx - in a good way. :-)
Bartlebead chapter 3 . 12/13/2010
This one's really funny!
Ria Lucas AKA Xayian chapter 4 . 4/7/2010
yeah...that whole tentacle thing, it was like an accident, unsettling yet you just can't look away. LOL and the fact that Sam was a bit jealous? Nice. :) Funny how all that bonding was probably more than Sam was expecting.

And I still don't know what the message was in Fire In The Hole. Don't make me use my imagination b/c that's just askin for trouble. :P

Anyway, God story _
amyblair chapter 4 . 6/3/2009
I read this this past weekend and I wanted you to know that this was a real cool-ass fic. I have never seen Le Retour... but the other three, I've had the pleasure.

With that being said, the way you thought this out, the puns you use, the way you position Sam and Dean in the middle of it, just simply amazing. I'm not sure how exactly your brain works, but this was a fun Amusement ride. I laughed and that last chapter had me on the edge. Nicely, nicely done.

Thanks for entertaining and educating at the same time.
NongPradu chapter 4 . 1/10/2009
So that was it? “You’re not getting enough action. You wanted a piece of the toilet monster?”

I was damned near in hysterics when I read this. You are officially my favourite author on this site. And you're a Canuck too, which makes you awesome by default. It's great being Canadian, isn't it? When I was living in England last year, I had a friend ask me if we minded being called Can-yukes. hahaha. At least that's how it sounded.

Your stories are amazing. Your prose is elegant, picture-perfect, yet at the same time so charged. You somehow have this Shakespearean knack for putting so much meaning in one sentence (and believe me, that's meant as a major effing compliment - considering Shakespeare is THE MAN in my opinion). And what's most frightening at all, is that you seem to have zeroed in on the damaged psyche of Dean Winchester WAY before it was ever really explored on the show. To say that you're in tune with his inner workings, and have been since the get-go, would be a huge understatement.

Well freaking done. I've been marathonning your stories for the past 3 days. I especially loved "Red" because it showed such a vulnerable side of Dean - the 1997 stuff especially. So I hope you'll be writing lots more stuff, because I could read it until the cows came home.

And on that note, I sincerely hope that you're writing more than just fan fiction. You've got a real gift.
Rat chapter 4 . 12/14/2008
Awesome story, I love the movie references and the ending just fit.
Cathy1967 chapter 4 . 12/4/2008
Awesome story. I totally loved it. :D
Midnight Tennyo chapter 1 . 11/3/2008
After reading this on your LJ I watched Paprika so I could understand the reference a little better. After watching it I was like "...what the hell..." but that's kind of the nature of anime movies sometimes. You should watch the Utena movie. Very girly, has alot to do with lesbianism, relational maturation and just -insane- psycho dream-like crap. Also, when I watched Yellow Fever and the part with Dean and the snake sliding across his leg, I thought of your lovely amorous toilet monster (though I doubt I was the only one who found that scene a little suggestive/disturbing. Poor, poor Jensen). Thanks for burning that image into my brain (:D). Anyway, thanks for the crack, I enjoyed the Spirited Away reference, since it's also one of my favorite movies. Though there was one little error there-the evil sharp paper things are little man-shaped things (like the symbol on men's bathroom doors), not paper cranes.
PADavis chapter 4 . 10/23/2008
I was saving this for myself. When I first saw the post here I danced for joy and then kept thinking, what would be the perfect time to read the story? I was almost too excited to read it - which was ironic after waiting so long. Glad you feel like it was riding a bike. And a new Bear Hunt will be bliss.

Beautiful S1 fiction - I started to laugh out loud in chapter 2, and I'm not so sure I stopped until the end. Dean in a movie theatre - hadn't had the in my head before but of course he would talk and ignore shushers. Dean being badly dubbed, then subtitled? *snort*, the toilet monster - and I howled when Dean asked Sam to come back, um, a little later. And when Dean asked Sam if he had wanted some of that action, I almost fell off my chair.

Your similes and metaphors in this were such a treat – like a bus station paperback, the pet store explosion, Dean emotionally needy and held in check by John, and the characterizations always so spot on – Sam thinking small and furry means bait, Dean pissing off Sam by breathing – well thanks for all of it.

Beautifully written, a delight to read, and tentacle sex – Dean’s reaction to the movie was hysterical.

Thanks for a fantastic read.

Lisa Paris chapter 4 . 10/3/2008
So clever and so goddamned funny.

I love seeing something new by you, and you never disappoint me. Dean's reactions to the films was simply hilarious, and well, as for the tentacle thing . . .

Please hurry and write some more.
Shannz chapter 4 . 9/30/2008
You're awesome, lol! This so rocked.

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