Reviews for Mr Monk and the Bad Poet
Monkwriter chapter 4 . 4/24/2009
Very sweet and touching.
Amanda Howlett chapter 1 . 4/23/2009
Beautiful, beautiful poem! I've become obsessed with Mr. Monk and your poem was utterly breath taking. You've a gift for poetry and I loved how you captured the scene. Bravo!
Victoria O chapter 1 . 1/13/2009
Oh, the first poem is so incredibly real. Very sad, it seems like what Monk would feel about the situation.

It almost made me cry. You're a great writer.
nilescclover chapter 1 . 12/8/2008
Good job, I've never read a Monk poem. Do you write others? I mean poems.

anyway great job. I like to get reveiws, all kinds that's what helps me become a good writer. Just keep that in mind.

Keep writing and look for others to help.
HOOPER CRAZY HORSE A NICKLE chapter 1 . 10/3/2008
This poem is the greatest thing that has ever been writen..

like it is out of this world good...

It is like way better the Shakespeare and DR. Suess combinded...

like you should so become a famouse writer then get rich and give all your money for telling you you should become a famouse writer...

You should know who this is just by reading it..


And I am not lieing about how good you are of a writer and I am totaly seriouse about giving me all your money... or just half would be fine...


abuseHow serendipitous for you that I happened upon your story! You are about to receive one of my more creative flames, written from the copious amount of words which people suggested for my flame-writing challenge. After all, one can only use a copy-paste flame for so long before it becomes trite, right?


Now, before I crack my knuckles and begin, I certainly hope you don’t suffer from katagelophobia as I’m about to flame this disastrous fiasco you call a story, or from triskaidekaphobia as this sentence will end with the number 13.

I wish I could tell you that you didn’t have superfluous spelling errors or that your loathsome grammar didn’t make me cringe. I wish I could tell you that your plot wasn’t turbid and your characters banal. And I also wish I could work the word antidisestablishmentarianism into this flame….but, alas, I can’t do any of those things.

Now, perhaps there is an excuse for you posting this irredeemable excrement. Maybe you were drunk on a few strawberry daiquiris, or maybe you were even attacked by a bevy of flailing birds when you were younger, thus causing a permanent writing-related affliction. Or perhaps your computer was hijacked by a crank-addicted Sasquatch or a monkey whose loose sphincter and love of broccoli causes an aeruginous effluvium wherever he goes.

Whatever the excuse, it doesn’t make your story inscrutable to honest feedback like this:

I would rather attend a hoedown where inbred midgets caterwaul and perform fouettes while some guy named Jed plays the piano with an unmentionable body part than read any more of this pitiful abomination you call a story. I would rather be forced to participate in the domestication of rabid chupacabras than read one more sentence of your crap. I would even rather have an internship with Microsoft where I have to juxtapose logarithms for no reason and answer questions in pig-Latin about misconfigurations or network error messages all day.

I wish I could have faith that you will have an epiphany from this and produce a copasetic story, or that you’ll become obsequious to the fundamentals of the English language, but I think my left testicle will become a famous daredevil who competes in monster truck races before that happens. In other words: as a writer, you fail.

Best regards,

F/R (and remember, if this isn’t a signed review from “Flame Rising”, you just got flamed by a plagiarizing imposter)

come on I mean this is stupid...

Now this part is the truth..

your an awesome writer OnlyANorthenSong...



Monkwriter chapter 1 . 9/30/2008
Very good, very creative. Good job!
Dr. V-angela chapter 1 . 9/28/2008
its soo fricken awesome !*_*