Reviews for Pickles
For.the.LOVE.of.Severus chapter 2 . 4/28
I know it's cliché but I really wanted Jacob to say "And you sir are no lady."
For.the.LOVE.of.Severus chapter 1 . 4/28
So far this is pure crack... But I'm hooked. Sometimes we need a little crack in our lives (and I realized how that sounded AFTER I wrote it). I myself have a like/loathe relationship with this series, it's so utterly ridiculous and stupid but I've seen/read the entire series, I find for some unfathomable reason I can't fully hate it but I hate the characters especially Bella. So I can find the humor in fics like these, good job!
flowerlover12 chapter 6 . 10/23/2016
wtf is up with the weird song
Suzululu4moe chapter 17 . 9/11/2016
Wow... The child name.
Suzululu4moe chapter 16 . 9/11/2016
Good thing Edward hadn't fainted or had contractions right then and there out of pure shock .
Suzululu4moe chapter 15 . 9/11/2016
Esme the true master of the house. Lol Jasper's position for the wedding.
Suzululu4moe chapter 14 . 9/11/2016
I wonder who is the true queen of the house . Jasper the Lestat drag queen , Edward with his drama queen antics, Rosalie with her beauty and queen Cordelianess and Esme with her place as matriarch.
Suzululu4moe chapter 13 . 9/10/2016
Oh jasper .

Lol Bella it's amazing she hadn't gotten killed yet.
Suzululu4moe chapter 12 . 9/10/2016
Oh so he was bi to begin with .
Suzululu4moe chapter 11 . 9/10/2016
Lol the brothers. Ahaha Edward's issues and fears of the time period.

Good thing Charlie hadn't chosen today to visit instead.
Suzululu4moe chapter 10 . 9/10/2016
Poor rosalie. Well she could probably make a deal with the local wolves to knock up her husband. Kinda like a sperm bank donation. Who knows maybe if she used the same entrance as Edward then she'd get pregnant as well.
Suzululu4moe chapter 9 . 9/10/2016
I wonder what emmet an rose think. Family gone crazy .

Lol the Cullen families issues...

Silly Jacob using Bella as an example of sound judgment. If I were Edward I'd be more panicky.
Suzululu4moe chapter 8 . 9/10/2016
Good thing the sheriff hadn't caught them having sex in public instead.

Lol jasper.
Suzululu4moe chapter 7 . 9/10/2016
Irony is the cream puff analogy applies to him. He is prego after all.
Suzululu4moe chapter 4 . 9/10/2016
Lol Bella. Hmm I wonder if the reason why Caius and the Volturi massacred the werewolf population was because he got knocked up by one but the baby daddy didn't do the right thing...
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