Reviews for Toast
Sky Rose chapter 1 . 8/19/2016
This is hilarious, and completely pointless, and I really don't care! I'm not sure why you would ever put mayonnaise on toast. That is just strange. Horse radish toast is even stranger, though. Anyway, keep writing!
Wwaston chapter 1 . 8/3/2012
I was trying google what country anybody eats mayonnaise on toast in so I can go there and make that place my home and I found this
It's just
this is beautiful
James Potter is my spirit animal
danielle chapter 1 . 12/30/2010
omg this absolutely made my day. i actually do put mayonnaise on toast and i almost died laughing when i read this good ob :]
M chapter 1 . 9/21/2010
xD That was awesome.

My sister does crazy stuff with toast. She puts whipped cream on it. One time she did pizza sauce and cheese. It was weird.
The.Malfoy.Rose chapter 1 . 7/26/2010
I for one will try mayonaisse toast. I normally eat toast with cold tomato sauce. really, its good.
Dessers chapter 1 . 5/3/2010
Aah I love Sirius! He's just soo funny!


"Sirius! That's my toast!"

"You mean it was was your toast. Now it's in hell."

"How can my toast go to hell?"

My favorite line. BTW toast and mayo- I agree with Sirius!
rehtaehwashere chapter 1 . 1/10/2010
haha that was funny
err.anonymous chapter 1 . 8/15/2009

I actually do like my toast with mayonnaise on it, but I generally put cheese on it too, usually pepperjack or swiss.
UnnaturalKetchupTaco chapter 1 . 7/26/2009
:D Very funny. I like toast, but I HATE mayo. On my toast, I usually have butter and jelly, or peanut butter, or peanut butter and jelly. YUM!
The Duchess of Telmar chapter 1 . 7/20/2009
toast with jam

and noodles.

on the jam toast

lol :)
MgcGurl chapter 1 . 7/10/2009
This is hilarious! I could just imagine them having this conversation!
AColdAndBrokenHallelujah chapter 1 . 7/7/2009
M Mayo is good especially when you mix it wiht mass quantities of mustard and put it on either cheese or turkey. And if its turkey you have to roll it up like its a expensive appetizer :) Yummy yummy mustard
o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o chapter 1 . 3/29/2009

This was really good. I love all-dialogue fics. And yes, I do know someone that eats mayonnaise toast. My step-grandma. Very creepy. She also eats liver and bacon sandwiches... I try not to eat with her often... Anyways, I'm faving this. Loved it!
TbsRuleTheTracks chapter 1 . 3/2/2009
I love it. And I put BBQ, PB, and Chocolate Syrup on my toast. It's quite good actually. Well, I love it!
katy chapter 1 . 2/7/2009
theres nothing wrong with mayonaisse on toast it DOES taste really good.
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