So we've all read mild porn several times by now... And I'm sure it's a good thing that nobody licked Near in this story. But he's got fangirls that would probably be delighted to lick him in their stories... /

"Whatez was thát?" they all assed in French?

I shall take offense on behalf of the French people: The French are not all asses, just like not all Americans are idiots. Yes, I'm sure that some French people are complete and utter assholes, but not all. And please, for the love of all that is good, QUIT BUTCHERING THE LANGUAGE!

I told you, L, I told you that an airplane wouldn't work. And I had actually thought that he ment plan when he said plane and you just made a typo...

"ENOUGH OF YOUR RUDDY FLASHBACKERY YOU SODDING ARSES!" If only someone could've told this to Kishimoto, Naruto would probably be even better...

"And Light become the president and L became the emper of Japan because he japanish and Watari was the queen of England and also Scotland." You DID make Watari QUEEN on purpose, right?

WHOOOO! Go badass Sayu!

I think you missed the point of a TrollFic... (lol)

Du'arq... How is that even pronounced...?

I shall infer that to jumoe over something is to attempt to jump over it in a very epic, ninja-y way, only to catch one's foot on it, landing face-first in a very epic-failure. This is now what jumoe means, and no other definition shall be acceptable.

Dearest L, if a helicopter didn't work, what makes you think an airplane would? Oh where have your brains disappeared to?

One big, happy, Yagami-plus-Misa-and-Yuri orgy...

"Tell… my… mom…. I…. love…. Her!" And his mom is literally RIGHT THERE. Unless, of course, she's not REALLY his mom... Hmm

How can black be rainbow? And his thing is now bigger than he is... Just... Just wow... I have no words to adequately describe this...

So... Wait, what? What happened?

"like a nascar on steroids only faster." The ultimate speed! Whooo!

...

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MATT! I mean, honestly, WHAT THE FUCK! T-this death was WORSE than he had in cannon! *cries in a corner, wailing something about cruelty to innocent boys*

"Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table."

Just... Wow...

Using poor, innocent Sayu as THAT. How could you!

"Die you pies of shit!" is my new favorite quote! It tops the "I want to shit next to her!" from My Immortal. Congrats! :)

This is infuriating and sheer brilliance.

'Light was crazy and punched table.'

'Light put the pencil in the door to stop people listening and said "I'm Kira".'

'"Hey your death note is a different colour to mine" he said pointing to the black death note in Light's draw.

"Stop saying colour! Your in America now! Its color!" Light replied exaspirated.'

"Die you pies of shit!"

Um...

*clicks for more*

This story is too amazing for words and is comic gold. Good work, please continue to be awesome, and I wish you good luck in all your future endeavors.

Dark is his own father. Dark had sex with a future version of him that went to the past and his mother who is also his future wife (that went to the past).

Love how Dark's new name came from Cheerios and soy milk and all the meaning behind the Yagami triplets' names. I always wondered how Light got his ridiculous name.

BRILLIANT! Can't wait for the epilogue!

"Light was crazy and punches table." Lmfao. xD

This should have been a shite story.

But it wasn't.

It wrapped around, twisting and turning, until it became SO BAD that it was BEAUTIFUL.

You...you win. You win so. Fucking. Much.

D'arkYagam'i, all trollfics should attempt to claim VICTORY in this fashion.

I salute you.