Reviews for Jedi Granger
Guest chapter 4 . 9/29/2014
How do you have a omake that would top a story that is omake like to start out with. I like the story and have always wanted to read one where a house-elf trains Harry how to sense, feel, and use magic much like Yoda teaches Luke Skywalker to use the force.
DaemonWelsh chapter 1 . 2/19/2014
PLEASE COME BACK TO WRITING! YOUR STORY OF DARTH FUDGE IS THE MOST INTERESTING IDEA FOR THE POLITICIAN I HAVE EVER SEEN!
And your story is amazing...
Please. Come back!
Shadow Starfire chapter 13 . 2/16/2014
Are you going to work on this anymore? Please continue this is a great story.
Lydia-Hood chapter 3 . 6/23/2013
*Facepalm* Seriously... the whole Jedi thing might be turning a small bit crazy here... Fudge wanting to become a Sith Lord? *Chuckles* He is too much of a coward to go thru what would amount to the process to do so, Hell even with magic his chances of becoming a Sith would suck for one reason, magic users in HP have magic inside them, but they don't really seem at least in the 'modern' setting to be able to manipulate ambient energy, meaning it would require either a bit of technology or some form of mutation to allow to manipulate ambient energy and become like a Jedi.
dogbertcarroll chapter 13 . 4/7/2013
Update!
APhantasm chapter 13 . 3/27/2013
Hope you return to this soon. It's a good story.
RiverOffers chapter 13 . 2/11/2013
All the places you could go with Fudge with this plot idea is ... just ... BRILL! I really like some of the other plot points in the fic but what is going on with Fudge. Hands down is on the top five ... or top ten at worse ... of my fav plot ideas. He could go and be a savvy biz guy and pulls what people normally write Malfoy as or a Manipulative Dumbledore. That or just a good company guy with motivation. Ether way he could be influential and well liked if he just puts the right info out there. He was able to turn the tables to show that it was mostly Albus' falt that things were that way for not giving advice. I just think this is a great plot point that needs to be used more often. Even if this is the first time I have seen it used.
MarcusTrax chapter 13 . 2/7/2013
Great story. I hope You will write more chapters.
CAG7 chapter 13 . 11/4/2012
So old Mad-eye is the jedi Mace of this story. Still want to find out what ship Old Voldie is using.
RoughIslandSunrise chapter 12 . 9/20/2012
Lol can't wait for the update and hopefully the dxroids prank dumbledoor
Guest chapter 13 . 7/17/2012
Great story, the humour appeals to me! Hopefully will see an update at some point
reddragonknight chapter 13 . 5/5/2012
I enjoy the story and was wondering if you are going to update soon or is the story abandon
Crystal M. Key chapter 13 . 4/2/2012
This is hilarious and a little baffling, but that's only because I don't know enough of the Buffy universe. Thanks! Favorite quotes:

Life for Peter Petigrew was the same as it had been for the past year.

"WORMTAIL!"

It involved trying his best to prevent a madman from killing him.

...

The Wizengamot was in an uproar.

And that was the good news.

...

The Big Foot had rushed to get a portkey for home, and as soon as he arrived, he went to his house hidden in the trees and found the costume he always wore to conventions. As soon as he put it on, and talked with a few others, the 'wookiee' people were going to start roaming around. The way the Prime Minister stated things, it had to start in England and continue from there. It would only be a matter of time before they could freely mingle everywhere, and get proper homes and apartments.

It wasn't that he disliked the forest, but he would prefer to have proper utilities, showers, television, and DVD collections. There wasn't really a place to put a generator out here, and the Sci-Fi fan was always feeling withdrawals. Part of the reason he volunteered for government work.

The Jedi were going to be the saving grace for the young people who wanted to be part of all the amazing things in the muggle world. Not that they would forget magic, far from it, but the opportunity to get their hands on high tech materials, without burning off their fur, was too much to resist. It was too much for him to resist.

And those silly elders said that Star Wars would be the worst thing for their people.

...

Dobby was...enthusiastic. Very enthusiastic. Once he found out what Harry was doing, and what he was learning, Xander had been plagued with the little guy popping up everywhere trying to help. Needless to say, that help was worse than being attacked, and given the number of attacks Xander had lived through, that was saying something.

The only solution to be found was to make Dobby a Jedi Padawan, to which the little guy was also very enthusiastic. Dawn had managed to calm him down by explaining he had to learn a lot and wear properly made clothes. In the end, the miniature Jedi outfit made the house elf cry at being so accepted. Given his only two experiences with the species, Xander was hoping that these were only extremes. If not, then the probably reason they were enslaved so long ago was because the species was naturally psychotic.

Who knows what would become of that.

...

Hermione was working up a storm in the kitchen, despite having inherited her aunts skills. Some of the worst dishes ever to be made were coming out of there, and people were trying to discretely hide and get rid of them once a replacement was ready. Not that anyone would tell her that.

Dobby himself was being very kind in his words of encouragement to Hermione, and had made some dishes as well, if only to observe how everything was made. He winced at some of the stuff that she was putting into her cake batter, and resolved that it would be corrected overnight. When she was well asleep. He also promised himself that Jedi Potter Sirs Grangy was going to be kept out of the kitchen as often as possible.

As well as Ms. Buffy.

And Ms. Dawn.

And a few others who he wished didn't have such bad tastes, thankfully they were young, so they should grow out of it.

...

"Yes, I am known as Willow the White, and I am a private person for the most part." Willow said in the interview.

A reporter from the Quibbler asked something that she hadn't expected. "Rumour is that you were once known as Darth Willow. Is this true and why?"

Willow raised an eyebrow and replied, "I am known as that to the demons and some individuals. Lets just say that the power I have is enough to worry them, and I am on the opposite side of their endeavours to end the world."

"What of your title," asked a reporter from the Prophet, "It is unusual and one that has not been given to anyone.

Willow channeled her power to the gasp of the three reporters. They could feel the raw energy and power being put out by this witch, power that did not seem to have an upper end as it kept increasing. That, and Ms. Rosenberg's hair turned pure white. "If you wish to know the origin of the name, I would suggest that you look up the Lord of the Rings. Think of me as a female Gandalf."

"Gandalf?"

"Oh my, you are behind the times," Willow smirked. "Just ask a muggleborn for the information, and listen to them. You seem to have lost a lot of history with things as they are."

"History?" a questioning voice of the reporter from the Wireless asked, "What history?"

Well, if Xander could play a joke, so could she. "There was a time, long ago, in the first age, when Morgoth, the first known Dark Lord aside from the demons arose..."

...

Voldemort managed to get a generator, much to his disgust, and helped the minions connect up everything correctly.

Looking at the cover of the documentary, which said that it was based on actual historical documents, he decided to have a couple of them get some beer and popcorn. The way it looked, this was a movie documentary, and it had been a long time since he had been to one.

...

Needless to say, an early morning trip by Fred and George emptied every bookstore in a 20 mile radius of Diagon Alley of all their copies of all of Tolkien's works. If the Jedi information was selling so good, as well as all the toys, then this shouldn't be too different. They also happened to pick up many copies of the Middle Earth Role Playing game and several 'spell books' written by Wizards of the Coast, who they thought were American Wizards with manuals for Muggles to learn how to perform magic.

...

Luna smile was wide as she kept snapping picture after picture. Those planes were amazing! "They're turning around. I guess we have to go back."

Ron sighed happily, "No life threatening situation. I think Harry's lost his touch."

...

As people started to disembark, there was a loud voice, "What do you think you're doing Faith? You took up the Falcon!"

Faith rolled her eyes, "So? She handled well. No problems at all."

Buffy huffed, "Wrong! There was a problem. You forgot to take me!"

Staypuft looked at the two women, and then questioned Xander, "Are they always like this?"

Xander laughed, "Yes, thank god! When those two go looking for trouble is when I get worried. So, how do you like the Falcon?"

...

The elf noticed this, and was about to respond when she saw that she was following the naughty dragon boy. Instead, she decided to help them by hitting the boy with the bottle of butterbeer that she was carrying and then when he turned, stunned him with a spell. "Naughty Dragon should not be out now!"

The droids whistled and she turned to them. "What did Shiny One say?"

Grumbling to itself, R3 switched to human language, "I said thank you for the help."

...

Ron's face was a mass of confusion, "What are you talking about?"

Hermione responded as she poured her morning tea, "How the shape of the world would allow us to find all magically unplotable and hidden areas on the planet due to curvature of the earth and how space time reacts to mass."

Ron looked even more confused and put down his spoon. "What's that in English?"

...

The former auror frowned. Competence in a politician smacked of a Dark Lord somewhere, and there was only one that they were battling at the moment.

Which meant that Potter was in danger. Again. When would the kid get a break?
Tribernator chapter 13 . 3/7/2012
This story is so heavily warped, too bad it seems to be abandoned. Ill admit, at first as I was reading through it I was disappointed. It didnt make any SENSE! I figured, xander would come up with enough window dressing to pass himself off as a jedi, and somehow get involved with harry and hermione. Maybe find a way to include the rest of the scoobies somehow. But then he started actually turning the slayers into jedi. It took me awhile to realize the story was going full crack. Its rare you see one thats actually fairly subtle about it. I like this fic because of that.
Darklooshkin chapter 4 . 11/8/2011
This is beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
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