|Reviews for You Have to Tell Me Why|
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/30/2017
You did good. That was comical.
| StupidForPlum chapter 1 . 6/27/2015
This was great! Thanks! 3 3 :)
| aruvqan chapter 1 . 6/27/2015
Well, State of Connecticut case law proves that Shell No-Pest strips [no longer a valid product, haven't been made in something like 30 years] neurotoxin extracted with something that evaporates fast like toluene from a paint store lets the neurotoxin be painted on something like a doorknob so the next person who gets it on their hand dies. Some seriously whacked court cases out there. Though there is a reason they joke about the "Connecticut Divorce" being a chainsaw and a wood chipper ... some guy made national news 20 years back trying to dispose of his wife's body that way. Ended up going into the movie Fargo.
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/25/2015
yes this was a good
| jules3677 chapter 1 . 2/16/2014
Most amusing. I laughed out loud!
| Tori Stewart chapter 1 . 12/13/2012
Joisy Gurl! That was a GREAT scene! I dont even know the characters, but the dialogue has already begun to form images of them in my head. I LOVE the 'perscription!' I look forward to reading more of your stories as I go... off to the liberry! ;-)
| Nebelschreck chapter 1 . 3/10/2012
this was just great...
| christibabe chapter 1 . 1/30/2012
I LOVE it! Great ending.
| Vulcan Rider chapter 1 . 11/21/2011
I love this joke. Every time I hear it. Put together with these characters just made it more funny. Great work.
| Mumofpicklegirls chapter 1 . 10/19/2011
Ha ha ha! Brilliant fun!
| Mooch the Cat chapter 1 . 3/8/2011
I know this is an old joke-but I love the setting in the Plumverse. Great idea!
| Mik N'jirnav chapter 1 . 9/2/2010
Laughing at "you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
| lea-pee chapter 1 . 3/27/2010
Funny. loved the last line.
| BlindedMirror chapter 1 . 8/15/2009
Haha I love it!
| Domino13 chapter 1 . 11/2/2008
Very old joke. Was looking forward to something more original.