Reviews for The Official Depressing Diary of Severus Snape
alljuststories chapter 1 . 8/30/2011
rofl! that is so hilarious. I can just imagine Snape writing in a diart... P
Merlin's FRIKKIN Pants chapter 4 . 11/1/2009
Indy: I hope he catches a cold.

Scars: That was rude, Indy.

Indy: Yeah, well, it's the truth.

Scars: I sure hope Dobby's Socks aren't getting annoyed with us leaving so many comments. . .

Indy: They shouldn't be! The more the reviews, the happier they should be! I know I feel happy when I see a large number next to the word REVIEWS-

Scars: We're not talking about YOU, Indy.

Indy: Well . . . I . . . er . . . FLYING MONKEYS!

Scars: WHERE?

Indy, smirking secretly behind her hand: Oh, you missed them.

Scars: Guess what, Indy?

Indy: What?

Scars: I'm gonna hurt you.

Indy, running for her life, and Scars, chasing her with a rifle gun: UPDATE SOON!
Merlin's FRIKKIN Pants chapter 3 . 11/1/2009
Indy: Lily Snape is a stupid name.

Scars: So is Harry Snape.

Indy: There would never BE a 'Harry Snape' because Harry is JAMES'S Son and will ALWAYS be JAMES'S Son. Without there being a Lily and James, there would be no Harry, and with no Harry, there would be death, because that crazy bald man we know as Lord Voldemort would be running around killing everybody, and then-

Scars: Indy, calm down. Remember your blood pressure-


Scars: Just shut up.

Indy and Scars: AWESOME CHAPTER!
Merlin's FRIKKIN Pants chapter 2 . 11/1/2009
Indy: Hey, Scars, this reminds me of Kevin!

Scars: I guess. But Oliver never destroyed Kevin.

Indy: So? It still reminded me!

Scars: Lucie. He sounds gay.

Indy: Which is FUNNY!

Scars: You're so immature, Indy.

Indy: YOUR MOM'S-sorry! Sorry! Old habits die hard!

Scars: You learn quickly, young padawan.

Indy and Scars: If we had more thumbs, you'd get more thumbs up!
Merlin's FRIKKIN Pants chapter 1 . 11/1/2009
Indy: Sevy-poo got hit in the face! MUAHAHAHA!

Scars: That was rude, Indy.

Indy: Not it wasn't. It was F-U-N-N-Y! Or, H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

Scars: Freak.

Indy: YOUR MOM'S-sorry! sorry! Don't hit me!

Scars, patting Indy on the head: Smart Child.

Indy and Scars: Two Thumbs UP!
Melora chapter 1 . 9/21/2009
For further writing, you may be interested in this site:

w w w . geocities sapienti_university_of_magic (without the spaces)

It's a role playing site based on the Harry Potter world.

Either way, good luck with your writing and I look forward to reading more.

Melora Brockert, SUM student
Shuna chapter 2 . 2/27/2009
Dobby’s Polka-Dotted sock:

Andromeda was sorted into Slytherin. This fact was very understated in the books, and I believe it was a very weak evidence that not all Slytherins are bad, some have comon sense (until Severus story came up, and everybody went aww)

As for the story, I think it's alright. It sounds like something an eleven year old boy would write in his diary. I really liked that Lucius wanted to be called "Lucie". He sounds so lonely and cute! "Me and Sevie are going to be bestest friends!" I almost died as I read that part.
Anon chapter 2 . 12/7/2008
This is one of the funnier things I've read in a while. It's nice to see a more refreshing (and hilarious) take on this old plot, and I'm loving all of the creative sign-offs. XD

Eagerly awaiting more,

An amused reviewer.
rupert chapter 1 . 11/15/2008
that...that's adorable..and sad. KEEP GOING! please. :]