Why the alcohol, why the drugs, why the chocolate, why the zucchini, why the fish, why the wax, why the syrup, why the basement, why the literally everything? Why? I know it's been 16 years but c'mon man. I really hope you've gotten some help. You need Jesus, and that's coming from an atheist. Good luck!

I started reading this story due to the infamy, and having finished it I can say I don't see the issue! Also everyone talks about the goldfish, but nothing really happened with it! People are so lame, unlike Kyman which is AWESOME! ️

"Then again, I never would have suspected Bradley. I suppose the fact that Eric is a paranoid suspicious headcase has its advantages after all." Poor Kyle, at least now he will always trust Cartman's intuition! I will say, I also figured out that it was Bradley quite quickly~!

I'd love to see the epilogue, but this story hasn't been updated since 2009 - I'm just happy it had an actual conclusion! Speaking of which, thank you SO MUCH for not having Kyle die! I love happy endings!

Also I forgot to mention- that one chapter everyone is freaking out about? The fishy one? Fucking priceless! I didn't know that was the main source of controversy (it seems like) when reading it and thought it was pretty epic. The whole scene, honestly. It wasn't even a real goldfish jeeeeez. It was his pinky, y'all! Lmfao

I really don't get how this fic got so riled up? Like it isn't even that bad in terms of fanfiction, oh my.. I got this off a recommendation that stated it has very split reviews. I just thought it was some fellow kyman shippers not liking the writing style or something- but after reading these reviews, I can see what they mean! Like wooow, I really wasn't fucking expecting the anti kyman shippers to get here. And they're BIG MAD. It's almost laughable. It's not even close to the worst IVE seen. I'm a pretty open-minded person, considering I actually did find this fic enjoyable (for the most part, I do have some criticisms, to put it lightly) but I guess not everyone has the same mindset as I do. Which is fine. I understand people have different limits. But do y'all really got to be so hostile about it? Jeez.
But it is quite funny to see comments saying this story changed their life next to other posts saying this story is the most vile thing they've ever read . In my opinion, it's not something super hard hitting in a positive way but it's also not revolting, "please end your life, author". Although, to be honest, this fic will stick with me as I go on with life. probably. Lol. Pretty decent read.

When you mentioned that you're British, I couldn't stop speaking the authors notes in British English, and it makes me crack up every time! XD

I cried laughing when I saw Cartman was taking German, since he's an egotypical Nazi. I like that touch!

Emo is almost as bad as hippie.

I LOVE HOW YOU BROUGHT BACK SSN 11 EP 2 OMG

Holy shit, the meme is right.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, search Kyle in Chains South Park and click images. It's not that far down.

muy interesante,ni se ingles al caso xd

This fic changed my DNA when I was nine. The goldfish chapter truly was special, THANX!

This is the worst thing I've ever read in my life and it's not even close. I mean, I've read OBJECTIVELY worse things out of morbid curiosity, but they were oneshots while this is a multi-chapter fic. The fact that I have to deal with this for longer than a few thousand words is a violation of my human rights. I don't wish harm against you personally, author, but I hope for everyone's sake you never pick up a pen again

stupid jew

Omg, this is the best thing I've ever read. Please, I don't care how long ago you wrote this, finish it. I need closure, you just don't understand. I would give anything to read this again for the first time. Please, I'm seriously, answer my prayers and finish this. Or better yet, reboot it with a rewritten story lol. But give me closure. 3

Fuera de que algunas cosas no me las pude tomar enserio como la forma en que se describe a kyle XD, genuinamente me gusto este fic, esta bastante bien escrito