Reviews for Humtastic Cooking
Slytherson chapter 3 . 5/24/2013
too bad bella couldn't make a blood lolly pops/ sugar candy made with blood to suck on and or like put blood in a jello mix with out the water and bam the vamps might be about to eat a bloody jello hmmm I wonder if bella could soak the fruit in the blood the fruit favor mixes in with the blood give its a fruity taste or mix blood in with hot chocolate i mean they never said anything about mixing blood with human food or dranks in twilight so and i never read it in any twilight stories oh shit that would be awesome just think...

Bella comes to forks and she has already taken college cooking classes on the side during weekends and summer time in phoenix az started at the bright age of 11 and when bella swan left her mom to move to forks to live with her father charle she completed her culinary courses and earned her degree but still hasn't finished highschool which she will do in forks were she meets the cullens but bella likes to experiment in creating old and new dishes so when finding out and hanging out the vamps she gets to thinking about subsutoting water with blood and try's to get the edward to taste test all the herbs spices to see what taste like what and finds out some things sweet to humans can be sour or salty or spices to vamps taste buds are Amplified like say humans taste buds get old and dull but vamps don't they got incressed along with all their other senses and strength anywhoo like
it would be so awesome like chef bella also could have like money saved up and could open a little shop next to the school and if she brakes threw the sercet to cooking anything for a vamp the twilight italy volturi might not want to hurt her be court her to give up her cooking sercets Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Come on if you were a vamp and hadn't had any human food for like centuries I'd so be there at her resturant and um anywhoo so so sorry i have a over imagination which gets out of hand like right now so sorrry ugh i so need to work on that but not right now maybe in a few years from now maybe anyway thank you for creating this one of a kind story and taking time out of your busy schedule and writing and post it online on ffn sharing it with everyone here thank your cause you so made my day and yesterday too when i read your other story dare and dare so funny hehehehe! when rose alice and bella fell into the sea and found carlisle and esme boy were they furious oh run what run splash and a blink of a eye they were gone boy i'd run to getting caught by ones parents is never fun! :D
Slytherson chapter 4 . 5/24/2013
Run Baby Run? sorry i don't see it on the profile what is it about please let me know it seems like a interesting title though! :D
sarahcullen98 chapter 4 . 1/2/2011
Very funny! I can't find Run Baby Run though!
ShelbzieSue chapter 4 . 11/30/2010
Loved it
spinefloret chapter 4 . 4/10/2010
Haha. "He loves me more."

I couldn't stop laughing.
kaylinwriter14 chapter 2 . 3/30/2010
Jasper - Dog crap

Emmett - Cow shit

Alice - Burnt shoes

Rosalie - Fried Hair

Edward - Not edible food

Aw Edward was the only one that said anything relatively nice at all :D


"Aren't those supposed to taste good?"


"Ohmigod those are full of calories!"

"Ughh that would explain the taste..."

"Um Rosalie your a vampire, you don't gain weight," I laughed at her remark.

"But still!" She protested.

Rose, Rose, Rose... lol

"UGH!" Jasper yelled spitting it back out. "This is worse then that stupid crap that you call a brownie!"

"I personally think it's delicious," I grinned as everybody else just sat looking at their plates, too scared to try it.

"Anytime now guys..." I hinted trying to get them to eat.

Everybody took a bite at the same time...

"HOLY HELL!" Emmett yelled coughing it back up.

"OHMIGOD!" Rosalie screamed running outside to drain an animal to wash away the taste.

"Bella!" Edward said as he tasted the bread.

"Your funny Bella," Alice glared at me.

"I know I know," I giggled.

"What was that?" Rosalie said coming back inside.

"Garlic Bread!" I said happily watching their jaws drop.

"Jee thanks Bella," Jasper groaned.

"Aw come on you have to admit that was a good one," I grinned.

"Yeah sure, if you have a sick taste of humor," Emmett glared at me.

"Kinda like you Em!" I teased back.

Everybody laughed at that one.

That whole see made me laugh hysterically especially Emmett's line about Hell. lol

"I was just returning the favor Carlisle," I said sweetly.

He chuckled, "Ok, but next time do something worse...they need it," He winked at me.

"My pleasure," I grinned as everybody stared in shock at Carlisle's retreating form.

"Ha, he loves me more!" I said laughing.


um.. okay... I just have to say that I have seriously never read a story that made me laugh out loud, this did it. And I could not stop laughing at all , same with your other... you are so funny and I absolutely love Emmett in your stories... ;D
kaylinwriter14 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
"I swear I didn't do it this time! It was Jasper!" He looked upstairs nervously.

Then Jasper came flying down the stairs.

"EMMETT!" He yelled crashing into him. "We made a pact to not say anything!"

God, I love your writing.

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way," I threatened.

Bella threatening a vampire lol
I Bedazzled My Boyfriend chapter 4 . 12/16/2009
Hey. Really great story, if you want, you can enter it in my new contest, Yum Yum Yum. :) Thanks and you're a great writer.
AliceW chapter 3 . 9/19/2009
AussieNinjaChick chapter 3 . 9/3/2009
lol, I'm McLovin this!
AussieNinjaChick chapter 1 . 9/3/2009
lips-like-morphinee chapter 4 . 8/11/2009

that is the best
Robismine98 chapter 4 . 8/5/2009
Cant wait to read it!
AColdAndBrokenHallelujah chapter 4 . 6/14/2009
lol i love payback! and hot chocolate and garlic bread and brownies! me and my buddies just recently ate a whole pan of brownies in like 5 minutes :) it was yummy!
Emmett or Edward chapter 4 . 5/19/2009
you need to make another sequel it was so funny
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