Reviews for Twilight in a Nutshell
Guest chapter 4 . 9/19/2017
This was hillarious, especially when caius kills irini to provoke reaction, and then NOTHING HAPPENS. opps sorry lets go home. The most boring fight scene ever. It would have been cool if they revolted and took down Volturi, or if Denali coven attacked and all hell broke lose. But I guess the author is too much of a p***y to do that. It was so dissapointing and pointless.
Aviendha Aviendha Aviendha chapter 4 . 1/15/2017
Nice. Stupid Twilight.
Illidan Strormrage chapter 4 . 10/14/2016
Omfg. I NEVER, EVER laughed so hard in my life. This is like, absolute man. Hats offf!
Ari chapter 4 . 3/18/2016
Omg this is basically the story all wrapped in one! Lol :)
PENIS IN CUNT chapter 4 . 5/25/2015
You're forgetting the part when Bella trips over a random object at the end of the book.
penny chapter 4 . 10/12/2014
I am awesome !
I read four books in under five minutes!
New York Country chapter 4 . 7/21/2014
I really love the Twilight Saga but stories like this I find fun to read.
Mr. Invincible chapter 4 . 7/6/2014
That was amazingly spot on. Could have saved me from reading 4 books.
scarlettharlot chapter 4 . 3/1/2014
i love you
Rebekah Hermione Chase chapter 4 . 12/20/2013
THAT WAS SIMPLY EPIC! they should make that into a movie!
ilovemyholyohholybuttercup chapter 4 . 12/13/2013
twistedthinking3 chapter 2 . 10/24/2013
Bella trips over random object. That seems to happen a lot in the book too... *rolls eyes* KILLTWILIGHTWITHFIREANDHOLYWATER!
Guest chapter 4 . 7/18/2013
That is just amazing! I amlaughing so hard right now!
Hi chapter 1 . 2/5/2013
outcarnate chapter 4 . 12/31/2012
Still a better love story than Twilight.

You mad genius.
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