|Reviews for Layin' Out The Meat|
| imgettingmarried2edwardcullen chapter 1 . 2/9/2009
love it! you must continue!
| SorceressCirce chapter 1 . 2/6/2009
So much of this made me laugh out loud. Bella was definitely her typical melodramatic self, and Edward was, of course, jealous and unreasonable - I loved it :) Emmett was hilarious; what an idiot! Jasper's gift to Emmett was priceless.
| bellasblush chapter 1 . 2/6/2009
Hilarious and smokin!
| MCRshortstackedme chapter 1 . 1/30/2009
bwahaha man meat XD
| I'm Randomspicuous chapter 1 . 1/27/2009
| borntodanceninefour chapter 1 . 1/19/2009
Really, really good! Hilariously funny, and very well written. :D
| Leighta Greenleaf chapter 1 . 1/15/2009
Seriously, who WOULDN'T go for a little (or a lot *wink wink*) Edward man/vamp meat?
| ElizabethDawn chapter 1 . 1/7/2009
This is got to be one of my favorite one-shot's that I've ever read or maybe my favorite. I really want to be at the Cullen's for Christmas, lol. The way you write enraptures the reader (or me anyway) so much in the story that I completely feel like I'm there in the story. Absolutely perfect! Loved it!
| barbarito chapter 1 . 1/7/2009
OH! That was beyond brilliant! Holy shit! totally laughing my ass off on all the meat innuendos! Love it!
| Cannes81 chapter 1 . 1/7/2009
oh la la! tres bien!
| siromygod chapter 1 . 1/5/2009
*Snort* *Laughs* *Thumbs up*
| Chibi Vampyre San chapter 1 . 1/3/2009
omg that was hilarious!
| christinemarie13 chapter 1 . 12/30/2008
This was hysterical. I loved it. I was just waiting for the cocktail weiner comment, because that's exactly what I would've said in the situation. Haha. This was just too great. :D
| cdaqtcherry chapter 1 . 12/30/2008
LOL! That was awesome!
| Arabellaxvlash chapter 1 . 12/29/2008
lol nice! if only if only :D