|Reviews for Layin' Out The Meat|
| yourmamasface chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
M...All of the holiday smut this time of year. Hilarious with the meat, and romantic as always when it comes to your works.
| twilightobession chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
Love this story. I wouldn't mind having Edward for Christmas!
| omgiwantthisaccounttogoaway chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE EMMETT.
| TheSpoiltOne chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
well that made me laugh that my husband now wants to read it! LOL!
Thanks for making my evening brighter!
| MissRe chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
I reviewed on on the calendar - but it's awesome reading it the second time around. Great job!
| MadderThanTheCheshire chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
LMAO! OMG! I think I'm a vegetarian now! Lol!
I want meat now! *snickers*
| latuacantante4him chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
LOL! Emmett is too funny. Enjoyed it.
| jennlynnfs chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
LMAO. I could totally imagine Emmett doing something like that. That was too funny.
I really enjoyed this story. Poor Bella getting teased so much. The ending was sweet, but hot. :)
| LoveSaga1 chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
This was amazing!
I cant wait for more in the future.
Thank you soo much ;)
| jaxinthebox7 chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
Oh lord. So awkward. But really Bella's overreacting, who hasn't gotten a text message from their vampire boyfriend's brother of his penis that he was trying to send to his wife? Honestly.
| CathyD chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
LOL! OMG that was great! Funny and sexy... great job! :)
| writeswithcrayons chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
*Snickers* frozen meat.
| Craving2Read chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
Wonderful one-shot! Jasper's gift to Emmett was too funny. Loved it.
| koolioettetheweirdo chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
wow, that was HOT! merry christmas! :D
| JustForkIt chapter 1 . 12/19/2008
LMAO.. it gets better EVERY time I read it!