|Reviews for Uncle Alphard's Guide to Child Rearing|
| Nicole Riordan Rowling chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
XD Oh Priceless
| alljuststories chapter 1 . 12/16/2011
LOL, this is wonderful! I love these stories in which the Black children still got along, and do nice things occasionally... :D
| The Terrible Jester chapter 1 . 9/23/2011
:D i love alphard...
| owlinacloak chapter 1 . 9/19/2011
That was very random, but I liked it :)
| JoinTheDarkSide chapter 1 . 3/25/2011
This is soo cute! I could just imagine little chibi Black kids doing that! poor uncle Alphard, getting stuck with the naughty ones. The part with the elf was sweet too.
| of-Snowfall-and-Seagulls chapter 1 . 3/8/2011
love this story! it was sweet, love the kid blacks life.
| icansoar chapter 1 . 1/30/2011
They're all so cute ;A; Even Bella. And it's so ironic and sad that they treat the house-elf so nicely. Well-written!
| Stina Whatever chapter 1 . 11/7/2010
| dork-with-glasses chapter 1 . 10/23/2010
I love this story. The dynamics between the children are hilarious and I feel so sorry for Alphard. Ah well, it is the Black children, we can't expect anything less. I think you got all of their relationships down perfectly, and I didn't mind that Sirius liked his cousins because I think you chose the perfect age for them all to be, young enough that they all still liked each other, but old enough to cause real mischief. It was great!
| Inkfire chapter 1 . 9/25/2010
I loved this :D
| bellachaos chapter 1 . 10/17/2009
I adore the way you write the Black cousins as children. The personalities all show snippets of those they will have as adults but the logic and mindsets are all so childish and funny.
| Mrs.GingerHinkley chapter 1 . 9/20/2009
Absolutely wonderful! Uncle Alphie is exactly how I imagined him and the young Blacks are so in character. It is both hilarious and sweet. I love how they all work together to outwit their uncle; very cousin-like behavior! The part about Bella and Andy balancing each other out was perfect; my favorite line: "'There's the easy way and the hard way, and apparently we have to try the easy way first, because Meda says so...'" Just delightful! Great job!
| kahlen369 chapter 1 . 9/13/2009
Aw... This is possibly my favorite fluff fic! because it involves all the black children (as children XD) and their cute misadventures! XD
I like the depth you give to Alpard. He is such a minor character in the books that this fic is perfectly IC. There are so few fics of all the Black children together! And even fewer fics of Alphard so thank you for contributing such a cute fic!
I like the humanity you give the supposed "bad" chracters too. They ARE human after all, even if JKR seems to be trying to go out of her way to make them INhuman. They weren't always bad.
I like your portrayals of them too. Bellatrix's natural leadership skills, her ability to threathen people XD, her erm, intensity. Andromeda's more demure and gentle personality that complements her older sister's demeanor. I like how even though she's younger she's the most responsible of them all. I just always pictured her like that. Narcissa's vanity, even at that young age, and her admiration for her older siblings (which anyone who's ever been the youngest will relate to). And sirius the little prankster! XD And little reggie is so cute!
I love all their interactions! Both with each other and Alphard! How reggie constantly clings to sirius is perfectly understandable (and sad when you think about their future :'( ).
It's a very nice and sweet fic. But it's kind of bittersweet when you think about how they all turn out in the end. :( I knwo you didn't it that way, but you can't help but feel sad when thinking about how happy and close (and NORMAL)they once where and how everything turned out... Man, I think I actually feel sadder reaing happy childhood fics of them then reading sad childhood fics of them! I guess it's always more sad if they were happy once. :(
Sorry for rambling a bit ; But you really deserve more reviews! XD
Oh, and PLEASE WRITE MORE! I realize this is a one-shot but iut'd be nice if you continued it since I really want to read more! If you don't want to continue this I hope you'll write a sequel instead or another oneshot! PLEASE WRITE MOAR! XDXD
| verity candor chapter 1 . 8/5/2009
...HAHAHAHAHA... oh, jeez, amazingly awesomely brilliant. I love it, loveitloveitloveit... oh wow. Kudos to your amazing skills.
| Skandar-Loves-Redvines chapter 1 . 5/17/2009
This was hilariously good. I loved how well the kids got along, before they got to know about Voldemort, and Dark magic, and the whole Pureblood, half-blood, muggle-born thing. Great job!