Reviews for Dear thing
bibliomaniac123 chapter 5 . 11/23/2012
enjoying the story...its very different...love reading it
BloodRansom chapter 8 . 9/27/2011
Okay, so I know that this story hasn't been updated in a very long time, but I just thought I'd let you know that I really, really love it. It's beem on my favorites list for a while, and I still read it occasionally just for a laugh.
Love.Me.At.First.Sight chapter 8 . 8/17/2011
This is hilarious!

Anyway… I've been doing some research… on… penguins… I went to Google (yes, vampires use Google) ((I wonder if there's such a thing as vampire Google?)) (((Self note: look it up))) ((((I can't believe I just wrote all that down! Of course there's no vampire Google! What was I thinking?))))

So … I typed in penguin… then pressed the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button, because I was feeling lucky… but then Club Penguin came up… so that wasn't much help.

After that I just did it the old fashioned way and went to Wikipedia…

Here are some interesting penguin facts I found on there:

There are penguins that are 3 ft and 7 inches tall! I didn't know that! That's so BIG though!

It says they use their wings for flippers…. more like to slap my face… OW

What are Emperor and King Penguins?

There are a bunch of movies that are from over a decade ago about penguins… how do kids watch these things? Some listed are Surfs Up, March of the Penguins, and Happy Feet

Penguins are scary. (Well, it didn't say that directly… but it's true!)

Uh – oh .. Bella's ready to go…

Okay. I guess we are leaving now and I'm sure Bella will make me write all about it when I get back….

I use Google,

Edward Cullen.

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That part was so funny!111
Love.Me.At.First.Sight chapter 6 . 8/17/2011
HAHAH!"so i flew the car away"
Love.Me.At.First.Sight chapter 4 . 8/17/2011
HAHAHAH! LOVED THIS CHAPTER had me laughing!
Rose Tyler. Doctor chapter 8 . 5/10/2011
Oh! I love the part when he's like the car can fly! This was funny!
WolfGirl9000 chapter 8 . 4/14/2011
Is it soonish yet?
Lala chapter 8 . 3/6/2011
erm ... i looked it up and there's a vampire google (go figure)
StopTheMadness chapter 8 . 9/9/2010
Lol vampire google, nice
StopTheMadness chapter 7 . 9/9/2010
little fyi for you, over here in Aussie, we (some of us) eat Kangaroo, tastes like beef, sorta, bit more chewy though . . .
LadyLokiOfTardis chapter 7 . 9/7/2010
Oh my gods! Edward Cullen is afraid of penguins! It's okay, I have an odd phobia too, I'm afraid of little children. Do you know if there's a name for that?
GlamorousIndieRockAndRoll chapter 1 . 8/8/2010
lol i really like this its really funny update soon! xxx
looneybaloony chapter 8 . 7/19/2010
heee heee this story is SO funny! I'm loving it! keep the chapters coming!
SweetlyBroken33 chapter 8 . 6/12/2010
aww i cant wait for you to update again i want to find out what happens with him and the black and white things with wings that dont fly...lol.. this is going very well its really cute and i like it alot anyway cant wait for you to update again thanks for such a funny read.
SweetlyBroken33 chapter 6 . 6/12/2010
omg this chap was so funny i laughed so hard i love his flying car and how it was on the news i am very happy that i found this fic its great so far cant wait to read the rest thanks for such a killer read.
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