Reviews for Not a Hero
acetwolf94 chapter 1 . 2/27/2017
I LOVE IT! ADD MORE PLEASE! NICE!
Guest chapter 1 . 12/26/2013
Wheres the p0rn xD jk no really where are the new chapters?D: :(
Something Unpretty chapter 1 . 4/7/2013
I know it's on hiatus (can you explain exactly what that means? I'm still trying to figure the terms of fanfiction out), but you need to continue this. PLEASE! I NEED IT! NEED IT MORE THAN AIR!

Wanna know why I need it? Okay, I'll tell you. I don't fully know. There are some vague excuses, of course. But not anything good.

The one excuse I can come up with is that I can't find a pairing, slash or otherwise, in anything I've read or seen before on this site, that's better than Batsy/Joker. I just can't. And you're the best writer on here for it, so far that I've seen. And I've been stalking the depths of Batsy/Joker for a good long while. I'm currently trying to come up with my own. Not sure if I told you yet, did I? Well, if I didn't, it's about Bruce Wayne having a brother named Harry. After their parents die, they become Batman and Falcon. I wanna write the first five chapters before I post, so if enough people come by asking for more I can give it to them. That's why it ain't posted yet. But the chapters are so long, because each chapter is gonna be a villain coming by and doing his crime, and Batsy saving the people from it. I've gotten somewhat of a (rather boring) prologue done, and a lot of the first chapter, but not much. The first chapter wouldn't be so much, 'cause it's just Batman and Falcon saving some thousand-aire from a person with the police watching, but I have to show how Batsy and Fal got Jim Gordon and all the others for allies and all the toys they got before I do that, and it's taking a while. Well... There's really nothing else in the 'tools and allies' department I need to include, so the first chapter should be done soon, if I think about it that way. But then I have to wonder about what villain to include first, and what crime they'll do... Ah! I have to pick the hardest kind of fic to do, don't I? But, with it being the hardest kind of fic, comes it being the most fun to write, so... Whatever!

Bye! Ciao! Sayonara! Hasta la vista!
Moon6Shadow chapter 1 . 12/14/2010
The way you've shown Batman/Bruce and Joker's perspective in this series is brilliant!

"He hated guns. They were used by cowards and bullies." and "It was always nice to see an old acquaintances. He preferred to see them in locked in a room at Arkham or behind bars, but still, it was a nice to see a familiar face every once in a while."

That really got me thinking Batman/Bruce hates people who are cowards and bullies but he really has a deep understanding and respect for those criminals who aren't cowards and bullies. It was oddly refreshing on a whole to see that point of view.

I particularly loved this chapter on a whole but the image of Bruce sitting on a random storage box in the salt water air legs dangling over the side was just the icing on the cake. Normally Bruce is pretending to be the a playboy billionaire it was nice to see him relax it brings back flashbacks from the 'Batman Begins' where he was living in poverty and he was free to just be himself and not have to pretend. If that makes sense?

Anyway I can't wait to read more from Batman/Bruce's point of view.
Gabriel chapter 1 . 5/5/2010
Me, me ! Ma'am, please, I want Basty/Joky pr0n ! Please ! I'll be nice, I'll cook for you, I'll clean your dishes, wash your clothes, I'll even introduce you to hot straight friends but please, write some pr0ny stuff ! I'm begging you !
GarrulousGibberish chapter 1 . 2/12/2009
Aw, C'mon! Don't leave it there! Update ASAP! That's a direct order!

...

Please?
Miz. Jynx chapter 1 . 1/6/2009
YES! Beware my reveiw! For I am typeing it on my I-Pod Touch! XD I feel bad for Bruce, he must hardly get any sleep. *giggles* I get all giddy when I think of The Jokers' impending screen time, update soon!

:)
Marluciel chapter 1 . 1/5/2009
ahahahahah i loved it. it was great. cant wait for the next chapter!
Shadow of Darkness 22 chapter 1 . 1/5/2009
Loved He'll Show Them. Pretty sure i'll love Not a Hero.

Simple enough? X3
Mahala A.C chapter 1 . 1/3/2009
Oh PLEASE EIW, SEQUEL OR MOAR CHAPTERS...I am HOOKED! XD

Sincerely, Mahala A.C.
Kibbskins chapter 1 . 12/31/2008
w00t alright! bring on the P0rn!
phoenix360 chapter 1 . 12/31/2008
I'm so happy you've updated. With two as well! Its been awhile since I read any of your stories, I miss your Joker/Batman. Anyway onto the chapter. Hopefully this review won't end too long.

'Bruce knew that right at that moment people were being mugged, raped, and killed on the grim murky alleyways of Gotham. He knew that those incidents were happening and yet there was nothing that he could do.' It's stuff like this that makes me like the character of Batman. In most of the comics I've seen he's a miserable old git, but really he means well. It's just shown more clearly in stuff like Nolan's Batman films and the Animated Series. It actually makes me feel sorry for him. Even when he's Bruce Wayne he can't stop been 'Batman' and still cares for the people in Gotham. This and the paragraph about him hating the day and pretending to be a playboy and only wanting to be Batman is also a nice reminder of what Alfred said in BB when he told Bruce 'You're losing yourself in this Monster of yours'

'Speaking of which, he was still hunting the Scarecrow. He’d escaped Arkham and was now hiding on the streets, but people were still turning up with fear serum pumped into their system, some were still dying. He needed to take care of that soon, tonight if possible. Bruce ran a hand through his gelled hair anxiously. If he didn't stop his ever spinning thoughts, he was going to get a headache from the anticipation of tonight’s happenings.' I love Nolan and Cillian Murphy for Scarecrow's portrayl in these films. Before he appeared in the film he was a bit of a joke. Now he's actually seen as creepy and good at what he does. The fact that he's damn pretty is a bonus. Whenever I read your Batman POV stories I keep seeing parallels to The Joker. Batman having 'ever spinning thoughts' is just like The Joker.

'There was a new presence within his city. It was shaking up the established order. The wind was rustling desperately through Gotham City. Something new had arrived and from experience, Batman knew that it probably wasn't pleasant.' You know, been able to 'sense' someone before they've came should clue Batman that what The Joker says about their relationship 'is true.' It's funny. The Joker in your fic came to find Batman, and Batman actually senses him coming. It's nice to read Batman's POV, he's funnier than The Joker, just not in the dark, feeling guilty for laughing, way that The Joker's POV was.

'He wondered vaguely how many white vans were sold to criminals in this city every day. It seemed like every criminal from experienced mobsters to first time offenders like graffiti artists had a white van. They were hardly subtle anymore. They practically screamed, ‘I’m a criminal! Come and get me, Batman!’

The car dealer must make an obscene profit.' That's an example of Batman's humour that I love. Funny. lol

It seems your Batman gets on more with the villains then he does with the civillians as Bruce Wayne. Actually come to think of Scarecrow did seem rather smug and almost friendly in the movie when he said 'Not my diagnosis.' You know I bet Scarecrow, like Joker, also would like Batman to be sent to Arkham. He probably wants to sit down and diagnose him... Ok have I to stop. Your fic is putting idea's into my head. Batman and Scarecrow Not friends!

'“I’m not wearing hockey pants,”' Wasn't it hockey pads? I love the fact that Bale actually changes his voice for Batman but sometimes it's hard to make out what he said. My friend honestly laughed everytime he spoke. I'm used to it though so it doesn't bother me lol

'A twinging shiver wiggled up Batman's neck, causing an odd, weighted feeling to wrap around his head, brushing all other thoughts aside, making him focus solely on the man with ridiculous make up. Batman fought the odd reaction down. There wasn’t anything spectacular about this criminal so far; his instincts were getting ahead of him.' Listen to your instincts! They're telling him that there's some special about The Joker and he's ignoring them. You know after reading about Batman's eagerness and excitement for a new enemy and how he wants the mob off the street, I'm getting the impression that he prefers to fight the 'freaks' like Scarecrow and Joker much more than the mob. Makes you wonder, especially considering it's said that Batmam's the reason the freaks come into Gotham, not the other way round.

I'm stopping now otherwise this review will just get too long. Again I'm happy you're back with a story and I hope you update soon! Bats/Joker Porn? I like that sound of that! Now I'm going to have to go and finish the chapter for my story. I think I'll listen to the soundtrack. Later!
rry chapter 1 . 12/30/2008
wait, so my reviewing promises me porn...? does that mean this fic, or another? because, honestly, i'd take either. B/J porn is B/J porn. ...heehee blow J0b. hehe, B/J.

ANYWAY! ah! this looks so cool! He'll Show Them was awesome too so i CAN'T wait to see how cool this is! and then i SO wanna see a sequel thing to The Dark Knight (wherein some promised porn may be?)! YEAH! SO COOL!
The Crimson Wing chapter 1 . 12/30/2008
I did have something witty to say about all of this. I really, really did. And then you just had to say it.

I laughed like an idiot, pardon my even less coherent response. XD

Ehhem. Okay, review time. WAHOO! This is what I've been waiting for for months an oh I'm not disappointed, not in the slightest. You write Bruce so well, his thoughts, his antsiness, his interaction with Lucius and his thoughts on Alfred. Somehow the idea of him thinking that Alfred would be proud makes me want to squeal.

Almost just as much as Batman having the singular feeling that someone new is in town, oolala. RED STRING OF DESTINY PEOPLE. MEANT TO BE...

Erm. Anyway.

I loved every piece of it. How you brought it in with his boredom at the meeting, his thoughts on Scarecrow and the familiarity... It's enough to make my inner fangirl very zen ( meaning, she's squealing like a maniac whacking her face against a brick wall somewhere because she adores Bruce, all sides of him ). I'm glad you didn't ditch idea of writing this, -hurrhurrs like an idiot- and I'll read the chapters as often as I can u-u

E-hearts to you

-The Crimson Wing, Goddess of Chaos and Assistant to the Yaoi Queen of Doom, IS TOTALLY STALKING YOU EL OH EL NOT RLLY OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE
Villain x Hero chapter 1 . 12/30/2008
"Bruce didn’t like the sun." I laughed out loud at this part causing my brother to look at me weird. That is so Batman. Hating the day light. I liked his reaction the Joker's picture too. Something is nagging at him, must be all the times he fought Joker in other Universes. These two are so canon.
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