Reviews for Where Does It Keep Its Brain?
Guest chapter 1 . 10/2/2017
If wizards were normal, sensible, decent people it would surely happen like this.
Achille Talon chapter 1 . 8/28/2017
Well done! Not sure Arthur Weasley would know what a Horcrux is (they're supposed to be very obscuee), but never mind. Also, they could try to place the secret of the Horcruxes under a Fidelius — that way the children couldn't talk…
old-crow chapter 1 . 7/17/2017

This one feels more like a plot bunny than a one-shot.

hisnhers chapter 1 . 5/9/2017
Wow. You see the best alternatives. However, if it happened this way there wouldn't have been a book 2. Like I tell my husband, "If the detective / whoever paid that much attention to begin with and knew who it was as quickly as you there wouldn't be anything, but commercials for the next 45 mins." He usually just glares and continues watching to see if they figure it out. -sigh-

And with the adults all looking for the Horcruxes then Riddle would be dead faster and there would not be 7 books. wow. You whittled that down nicely. lol.

Kairan1979 chapter 1 . 4/8/2017
Nice way to deal with the Diary. Much better than the original.
ArtimuosJackson chapter 1 . 2/6/2017
You it kinda implied that the horcruxes are very top secret and Dumbledore removed the information and books from library after he became headmaster and also Hogwarts is the first wizarding school so the information regarding horcrux not be known
And if it known by aurors or many people Voldemort would have used another means to attend immortality cause in sixth book Dumbledore said that he knew Voldemort is immortal but doesn't know how until the diary which also implied that there are various methods.
fridelain chapter 1 . 1/19/2017
Horcruxes are very dark, very rare magic. Lucius Malfoy didn't know what it was. Arthur would have no idea, none at all.
Shepard131 chapter 1 . 5/12/2016
This was really good, wouldnt really change things in the long run though. Dumbles knew for years that je had horcruxes. He suspected even before 2nd year and he still did fuck all.
tanithlipsky chapter 1 . 11/16/2015
good fic.
Alta-Lemur chapter 1 . 9/3/2015
Thank you for writing.
Corwyn chapter 1 . 8/26/2015
Well THAT'S certainly the beginning of a completely different story. Several powerful wizards, knowing there are several horcruxes, working together to destroy them, starting second year? That would have been extremely different.

Thank you for sharing this. i presume the "rest of the story" is left for an exercise for the reader, rather than you intending to go on from here, but thank you for sharing it either way.
RngrThorne chapter 1 . 7/25/2015
But who's going to feed the basilisk?
Devi2509 chapter 1 . 11/9/2014
Zantetsuken Reverse chapter 1 . 10/19/2014
Yay for adults acting sensibly! Okay... not going back for a small thing is pretty rational. And having a talk was kind of arbitrary... but it all works out.
urs-v chapter 1 . 6/11/2014
You know, I wonder if one day you would exped that to a short story of the amazing badass hocruxe-hunting crew composed of Artur Weasley and Moody Mad-Eye...
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