Bro got the house in the divorfe

I was searching this fic for so long! I note all the fic I've read & to read list on notion & didn't tag it right, now I finally found it. I knew I had to look at the reviews to search the fic I wanted to read & here I found it.

This story truly checks so many "shit-fic" boxes it's insane.

Dumbass Japanese insertion that makes dialogue look cringeworthy. "Gomenasai kaa-san, hai matte what is it?" Sentences like these makes me want to slam my head on my table. Like we're halfway through reading a pure English sentence and then suddenly theres like 5 different Japanese words that have no relation to each other sprinkled in without no knowledge of Japanese sentence structure. "From the bottom of my heart gomen", "gomen for making your heart so jaded sochi gomen" . You watched a couple of anime shows and now you want to show off your new "Japanese vocabulary". I can't even imagine what someone who actually knows Japanese feels when reading this story.

Rape scene of a preschooler child to "build up emotional trauma". Ah yes, can't forget this. It's not like emotional trauma can't be just as severe through everything else you've already penned down, nope, definitely needed the rape scene of a 5 year boy to make it legit.

Chapters and chapters worth of contrived drama just for the victim to somewhat forgive everything at the end. Gotta love that.

Authors notes that justify every decision you make. "WelL I'M aCtuAllY gOiNG tO bE a PoLiCe OfFicer and I'Ve sTudiEd rApe cAses bEfore". I sincerely hope you're not a first responder if you actually are a police officer.

Congratulations, it's kinda of an achievement on how many boxes this fic checks.

Minato is back?!

Oooh I knew it! That was a clone! Hahaha!

I knew it! That he would've already perfected Rasenshuriken.

He is soft. I thought he'd be ruthless & let the blast cover kasumi.
As tsunade was there, she would've saved kasumi.
And that fight would end in near death, with kasumi in a state near to living but with all the chakra cells gone, she wouldn't live as a shinobi anymore...
That would've been cruel as hell :]

Kakashi.. why do I feel like his character is getting unhealthy hate from a grp of the community? Lately all the fics I'm coming across give kakashi as a bad person. I mean even in the anime his personality is clearly portrayed.
[*sigh* I had a lot rant but I'm too sleep deprived & lazy to type it]
Why did he blow up his only chance?! He saw the reaction when he himself was about to copy it, what made him think sasuke would get any leeway? That was simply utterly stupid of him to throw away the chance. And I've seen so many fics do this.

That is such a good way to win Naruto! Using their jutsu in them, giving them the hope & belief that they've won & later completely crush that. Bcuz ain't no way is he going down that easy. I hope that was just a shadow clone fighting the whole time, that'll be a real one to them lol.

Absolutely loved every minute of Naruto putting them in their place.

Oh, I stand corrected, I hope Naruto shows Kushina & her 3 hellions no mercy.

When kushina finds out that Naruto is very much human, i don't want naruto to show her mercy & take her into his life.

How can a fic barely start & make u dislike it?

Story is such a BOP. And god bless you for saving our favorite foul mouthed red haired tomboy princess

Honestly, I'm not even sure why I finished this story. It just felt like it went nowhere. There was no end goal at all. What annoyed me was the Japanese words being used in the wrong way and it just didn't make sense to me. The placement of the words just didn't flow at all. No point in me complaining at this point. This story is literally 10 years old. If you want to kill time, read this story other than that I wouldn't recommend it to anyone to give it an actual read.

To never be continued

Thought about stop reading this when I realize that you weren't going to in the story when they were clear instances were lemons would have been appropriate in the story luckily for you the story has been interesting enough w/o them but my enthusiasm for continuing to read the story has greatly diminished since there is no lemons, so I don't know if I'll continue the story or not I'll just keep reading until I get bored.

What the actual fuck compelled you to include a fucking rape scene?

Is this done to go, "Hm, I'll write a scene where Naruto gets raped so it can show off how hard his life had been."

Completely trash, gross and utterly unnecessary. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised seeing as this fic has mob hunting scenes which are also utterly stupid and pointless.

Imagine using child rape as cheap drama.

Get the fuck out with this.