Reviews for Sixteen Things
193746-ACS chapter 1 . 9/28/2009
...Very interesting... Made me Lol. Thanks for the fun!

starry-eyed-ocean chapter 7 . 9/18/2009
you seemed such a die hard twihard, what changed your mind?

Sure, twilight isn't the cream of the crop when it comes to modren litreture, (wouldn't make my top 20) but parody-tpe lists are funny. I'll miss this.

Bye :[

~Starry x
Completely Dipendente chapter 7 . 9/3/2009
*Sniffs Loudly*

No! Please don't end it. I love this fic :(


starry-eyed-ocean chapter 6 . 2/17/2009
BWAHAHAHAHA! you guys rock XD
RhiScissorhands chapter 6 . 2/11/2009
Okey dokey then.

1. Aro killed his sister, Didyme who was married to Marcus

2. Yes. And Lauren. And his mum.

3. Nope. he's after Bella . . . and possibly Edward.

RhiScissorhands chapter 5 . 2/11/2009
Erm, i will glue myself to Jaspy.

If he goes to our school he could escape! NO!

She eats cake though, I like cake. Everybody but Choey eats cake.

She can show me piccy-tures of Jasper ]

Pants the American way, y'know trousers. I wouldn't ask for his underwear. . . or would I now?
RhiScissorhands chapter 4 . 2/11/2009
I forget to answer your last query on the last chap.

Yes I do and you can help to!


1. Y'know, Smells like wet dog, tastes like wet dog, IS wet dog! New! Lautner Bleach for your toilet!

2. Jacob irritates me, he whines too much. I can only put up with Seth and Quil b/c they are randomly cool. And I like Quil's name, it's fun to say. quil is a Quileute, ]

3. I'm not suggesting anything . . .
neverbetoofar chapter 6 . 2/11/2009
HAHAH mike is cool, okay! xD did iactually just say that? XD amazing love it x
RhiScissorhands chapter 3 . 2/11/2009
I owe you more answers.

1. I'm suggesting that if Edweird isn't nice, jazzy will make he love Carlisle. Like ESME love.

2. The emotion being that and nausea.

3. Do you pronounce it W-hitlock then? The h be silent! And yes, sharing the same name as Frank the tank is something to shout about - with joy.
RhiScissorhands chapter 2 . 2/11/2009
I believe I owe you some answers.

1. I mean Jaspy ]

2. Yes, yes I am. The first one though. Mike attacking Emmett. ]

3. Bizarro #1 is the reverse Superman. Wiki him.

And pretty. baller. rina!
Completely Dipendente chapter 6 . 2/11/2009

I Feel so God-Damn Special!

And you ARE Comedy Genius's D

This is a bit Twisted

But I Love it )

Lust on a Grave LOL

I'd pay money to see that

He'd have to dig them up )

Burn his Wardrobe

I Did that to my Brother

Well, i threw most his clothes out the wondow and burned them...

It's a long story...

Paint his Car

I'd put 'Hey Barbie, Wanna Ride?' P

All of them were funny, but they were my Faves



P.S is it ok if i steal the idea of using the song "Man! I Feel Like a Women" for use in my 'Bella and Emmett's Songs' Fic? It would make a good Volturi song. You can have credit for the idea )
IAmInMyOwnLittleWorld chapter 5 . 2/4/2009
Man,I did not know there were many jasper fans.

I thought I was one in like 2 bajillion.

Also,Edward's RETARDED!
minnie.mae chapter 3 . 2/4/2009
Agh! Don't murder Alice! She's amazing! I love her :) Okay, more like...I want to be her. She gets Jasper. Hehehehe...:) Anyhoo, this is really funny! Keep up the good work!
neverbetoofar chapter 5 . 2/4/2009
OHMYGODD! i would do ppretty much all of that, but to add to the list, i think i would run up to edward and scream i love you in my mind and see what he does. also i would try as hard as possible to make edward react to something i thought XD updatee please ? :)
neverbetoofar chapter 4 . 2/4/2009
OKAY something really odd: i was LITERALLY playing guitar hero world tour and living on a prayer ... seven minutes ago :O oddness. haha i love number 16 :)
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