|Reviews for The Ordered Phoenix|
| deaths-master chapter 2 . 9/12/2009
ha ha ha
(very detailed review goes here)
| i would login but im too lazy chapter 2 . 7/18/2009
OMG it was so funny
i was laughing my arse off
| AlannaCullen24 chapter 2 . 1/28/2009
Again. Hilarious! Loved the las part about Ron by the way.
| AlannaCullen24 chapter 1 . 1/28/2009
That was great! I was laughing my ass off while reading it! Mostly because i was thinking about that stuff happening while i watched the movie the first time. rofl
| dreamy smile chapter 2 . 1/22/2009
Oh you added another chapter! LOLZ!
Because Hermione would rather stay at a creaky, creepy, elf-infested house over the holidays than see her parents
Mrs Weasley: Yes, you must protect him; I love him like my own son.
Mr Weasey: Dear, you already have a son, four of them.
Mrs Weasley: I know, but Percy is the bastard of betrayal, and royally stuck up. Fred and George want to be in sales, and Ron? Just look at him, in his ‘R’ hand knitted sweater. Such a loser. Not one of them has survived a near death experience.
"fred and george want to be in SALES"! omg too funny!
Apparently the ear has a sensor for cat noises, so chewing does not echo around the room - y'know, i never thoughta that . . .
Harry: OMG SIRIUS, LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Harry embraces Sirius, who promptly pushes him away and offers the manlier shoulder-clap.
hehehe. and ron. oh ron . . .;)
| Spongyllama chapter 2 . 1/16/2009
| bemysevendwarves chapter 2 . 1/16/2009
Sirius: Yeah, he might also kill you if you touch my mother.
Harry: I would never dream of it Sirius, I am not that kind of boy. Ron, maybe, but I would never touch anyone’s mother.
Sirius: She isn’t alive. She is a painting on the third floor.
Harry: Oh… right… so that’s why Ron’s been hanging around there. Valuing antique vases my arse.
lol that was my fave part
thanks for the review you gave mine
WRITE MORE OF I AM NOT A VAMPIRE OR HEDWARD WILL EAT YOU AND THE WHOMPING WILLOW WILL RAPE YOU
| Jaideum chapter 2 . 1/12/2009
Lol, great chapter, can't wait for more!
| Shoan of the Shire chapter 2 . 1/12/2009
my favourite parts:
Harry: THAT SHIT WAS WICKED, MAN!
Fred: I guess its back to the human body parts black-market again.
George: We could just go to an orphanage?
we'll have to write one together, Kate too
| GEDWAYIGNASIA chapter 1 . 1/12/2009
I love it! Movie paradies rule. Can't wait for more!
| Jaideum chapter 1 . 1/9/2009
That was so funny, can't wait for the next chapter! Loved it!
| dreamy smile chapter 1 . 1/8/2009
heehee - envelope was a bit OTT near the end but -
"Dudley: Yeah, well… YOUR MUM IS DEAD!
Harry: You bitch!
Harry sticks his stick in Dudley’s chin and the apocalypse begins."
They look around. Dudley’s friend have disappeared, because a ten year old they can handle, but stormy weather is just too much. All of a sudden, the Dementors appear."
"Dudley: WHAT? I don’t see it! I can only see the pee!
Harry: We’re in a sewer, of course there is shit!
Dementor A: (Taps Harry on the shoulder)
Harry: (Turning to face the Dementor) Yes? AAHH!"
"Old Lady: I’ve been watching you, my child."
| SkeletalChild chapter 1 . 1/8/2009
Rofl... love it so far, and I really hope there'll be more soon.
Btw, the envelope rocked.
| anger clinic chapter 1 . 1/8/2009
Good for a parody but parody's are simlpe enough to write so just average for the fanfiction standard. You are missing description and I'm sure that that is just your way of writing parody's but it does bring the quality of the story down a bit.
| the creepy old lady chapter 1 . 1/8/2009
oh YES ive been WATCHING harry...
i know EVERYTHING about him...
heh, heh, heh!
brilliant, as always
my favourite part: KILL THE BITCHES OL' STAGGY!
have you gotten any creepy stalkers yet? any spastic fans of your fanfictions?
if not THEN ILL BE YOUR FAN
(psst! its actually Shoan!)
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH MIA WIA?