Reviews for If You Poke a Vampire in the Eye
ThorinKiliandFili4ever chapter 1 . 3/24/2011
A great story. Very well written.
Peachy115 chapter 1 . 4/1/2010
I think it's kind of cute. The end at least. Edward's so sweet.
AvidAddict chapter 1 . 11/3/2009
I keep coming back to this story, and showing my friends because it's just so awesome! It's great and I'm glad you wrote it. When I first read it it made my day, and everytime after that. Thnx!
JulyPie chapter 1 . 5/5/2009
I read this. Hilarity ensued. And if Clint Eastwood isn't an option. Is Marty McFly? That's my only query about this story
Holy Frog 001 chapter 1 . 1/28/2009
I pick Clint Eastwood! haha! It reminded me of that kids' book If You A Mouse A Cookie. YAY for you!

ribbit!
ChocolateCoveredJockey chapter 1 . 1/17/2009
haha that's awesome! I love it! :D More please!
storm chapter 1 . 1/11/2009
Hee! That was really cute. Thanks for posting it!
SweeneyLovett chapter 1 . 1/11/2009
LOL I love the way you wrote it!
Hannai chapter 1 . 1/11/2009
Love it! The style was good too. Really tho- such a day could only happen to Bella
Mimi-Love-4ever chapter 1 . 1/10/2009
Wow, I absolutely LOVED IT! It made me laugh out loud, I think it made my sisters realize I was weird, oh well, lol. ;) This is definately going to my favorites! :D

*Mimi-Love-4Ever
I'll Be Your Angel chapter 1 . 1/10/2009
Haha I found it quite humorous. Now I know to never poke a vampire in the eye. Thanks for the public service announcement.

Now, where's my cookie? :]