I didn't think this could get any more incredible. It just did.

That was brilliant. I'm speechless. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Poor malfoy

Here's the threat: I will slice off your head with a piece of rusted barbed wire and feed it to my unicorn army led by my zombie squirrel general

This is probably the ninth time I've read this and I still need more. Have you let someone adopt it or do you still plan to continue it? It's just so great and just... Ahh/ I loves it! I needs more T.T

This is brilliant :) hope to read more

omg, the p.s. cracked me up! rofl

We aren't disappointed with this at all! We just want you to update! PLEASE!

Cant wait to see what happens next

Please, Please, PLEASE write more. . .
The suspense I just cant take it anymore, I may *Gasps-and keels over* (Whispers) 'I left a million dollars near the' *Dies*
See, the suspense! The agony ;(
Anyways plz, for the love of anything write some more soon
*Sense vibes of inspiration, motivation and steels your powers of procrastinating*
'I thing I'm going insane. . .er'

No lemons 1*Sniffle* I thing I'm gunna cry .
Well at least it's a good fic anyway (That is a compliment)
Lime please!
Plus I love the ending of this chap *cue the fainting*

Harrysss smartttt (Sing song voice) *GASP* Who knew?

I love this story!
Its just sooo funny!

Why did you have to include the hexing clause in the oath? It I realistic but still think of all the annoying hexes ;D Anyways, awesome fic so far. . .

So I'm like: Yay! Chapter chapter chapter, reading along, and then, suddenly, the 'Next' button disapears. And then I'm like: What the fuck? Where did my happy go? Oh yeah...this hasn't been updated. In. Years. Now, I'm sure you can understand my problem here. Onto the Death Threats. (Yes, they deserve capitalization.) UPDATE YOUR FRICK'N STORY OR I WILL FIND YOU, TIE YOU TO A CHAIR TIGHTER THAN A STRING DOLL, THEN MAKE YOU LISTEN TO THE GUMMY BEAR SONG FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR YOUR BETRAYAL TO US FANS! Now go cry in a corner :)
(That felt sooo good. Please update. We fans who can't write worth shit need you.)

PLEASE UPDATE THIS IF YOU CAN! I know that it has been a long time since you have updated, but this story is way, way, way too good for it to be left hanging here right when romance seems to be on the horizon! So if you can pick up an interest in finishing this story (or at least telling me where you had planned on going with it), I would greatly appreciate it!