|Reviews for Weirdest Attack Ever|
| Kuzo101 chapter 1 . 5/24
Kyuubi fucked a building!
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/17/2014
| readerboy7 chapter 1 . 8/9/2014
What...? I don't even...
this fic was... interesting. Sure. Let's go with that. Obviously pre-certain canon which makes this technically an AU. did you ever make a fic where Kyuubi tells someone his interpretation of the attack's events?
| jetzer0 chapter 1 . 3/29/2014
| A.M.C chapter 1 . 3/26/2014
Even the great Kyuubi no kitsune can get stuck with a little blond brat after a druken one nighter.
| Infamous Storm chapter 1 . 10/11/2013
You magnificent bastard...
| RBG chapter 1 . 9/25/2013
...What the hell?
Tv tropes really has a link to a strange Kyub ix Hokage Tower pairing.
This is so absurd that I find it hilarious.
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/16/2013
| Anonymous chapter 1 . 8/6/2013
This whole story was hilarious. From the Kyuubi fucking a building to the people drowning in its cum.
...I would hate to be the cleanup crew for that building.
| Entoarox chapter 1 . 7/11/2013
Wahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa, this is the craziest kyuubi attack story EVER!
Now ill never be able to look at any male kyuubi story the same ever again...
Especially the whole 'hangover' bit...
Although it gets kinda disturbing when you think about 55 people drowning on semen... 0_0
| Sascha no Shugo chapter 1 . 6/2/2013
Well that was interesting
| ShadowPhoenix15 chapter 1 . 5/6/2013
I love it. Pure Genius!
| DeadAccount-ClickMeforDetails chapter 1 . 2/24/2013
Just "LMAO" wouldn't be a helpful review. So even if this was written for fun, I still want to leave some helpful comments (like telling you on a slightly more detailed viewpoint what worked about this story). If you had any haters, don't listen to them. This was hilarious- and I mean it as a compliment. In FanFiction, where unoriginality terrorises its thousands of fics, yours was a gem in the oceanic bile. Even I joked with my friends about a Konohamaru x Manda pairing, but I would never have thought of pairing the Kyuubi with a building. Never!
You commonly see bad spelling, grammar and formatting in these supposedly "humour" fics, but I didn't detect anything like that here. You weren't pointlessly verbose, and your descriptions were simple, without pretense and to the point. Thanks to that- as much as I don't want to imagine a tidal wave of Kyuubi ejaculate- everything unfolded quite clearly in my mind. It was darkly comedic to imagine random shinobi and civilians getting trampled while Kurama had his way with the library.
Thanks for the laughs! Does it make me just as odd as your ideas if I don't think it's bad if you come up with other "alternative pairings?" xD
| Badgedbadger chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
| ballinore chapter 1 . 12/19/2012
I laughed all the way through this, and I hate you so very much for writing it.