I only knew the first four lines to the spaghetti thing! but the rest is hilarious.

Today I learned somewhere in the world someone has the name Moon Unit. Thank you for that revelation. And the story was okay too.

oh so sad what the bleep fics are no longer around
THIS IS SO FUNNY OH LORD PLZ CONTINUE

hahahahaha no escape for you, draco. harry luvs his friends :D poor draco envying imprisoned moody

guessing that's draco getting a heart attack, not harry lol
draco mentally upped his odds of keeling over from cardiac arrest before he turned thirty from seventy-five percent to eighty.

LMAO HE PUT THE HIPPOGRIFF BACK IN HAHAHAHAHA
sirius gonna be driving the knight bus as his cover now lmao

i feel like draco's urge to murder them all is getting higher by the day

neville's animgaus is a firefly hahaha

omg wormtail vs acromantula (or maybe it's barty crouch hiding in there hahahahah). LET's GOOOOOO hahahahaha I laughed so much thank you dear author

"We'll just make sure Harry cheats more obviously.
lol yes fame makes muggles mad harry is muggle raised harry fame madness (mwahahahahah)

hahahaha I love how harry was forced by his buddies to handle these tasks. yes fred and george you should go patent your canary charms lmao

i think draco probably got some of his platinum hair turned to gray hair by the time he graduates LOL

lmao i love harry's monopoly shoe boggart, and also the other kids' fear hahaha. Draco is Harry with that gleam, Neville's is Harry turning away from him, and Ron's is Harry just...speaking? LMAO hahahahaha

also so cute how hard they try to hide his fame from him

hahahahaha I love this. Fluffy trainer for the win!

lmao that poor second year probably had a heart attack.

OMG I LOVE THIS hahahahaha. to be honest logically speaking there is likely to be MANY heirs of slytherin tracing down so many lines unless his ppl only ever had one kid who married and had one kid and so forth

And Harry Potter had been raised in the muggle world, whose celebrities went mad, especially when they'd been famous for a long time...
yes lmao

omg love this. one quirky harry managed to unite two ppl together who wouldn't otherwise be friends and carry out a stupid silly house feud; harry being so curious to try spells on the brooms and got kicked out of the house team is LMAO
and same with loyal neville (he really would have felt more at home with hufflepuff) faking parseltongue for harry who they all know isn't the heir :D

you go on that revenge myrtle! imagining tom trying to take over the body of a ghost hahahahaha

omg i googled these names - holy shit yes celebrities do name their children all sorts of ghastly names. and harry is right - it made me feel weird when ron laughed at malfoy's name even though its intended purpose was different

lol appeciate normal names, lads!

I love this Harry. He’s mad as a hatter with mercury

An original and amusing take on Ravenclaw! Harry. It is a real pity that it is discontinued.

Very super

Ohmyducks this is hilarious and creative and I love it

See how much better cooperation can be. I am enjoying it.

This is the most truthful response I have ever seen the characters follow.

Let's see if it works out.

lol. I love the last one.