This stuff is hysterical! You are an extremely good comedy writer.

Why can't this story be finished!

I LOVE your characters! I LOVE your story. I've been reading it on my phone, and TBH I truly detest typing reviews or emails from my phone. I switched to my computer so I could try to tell you how much I love this story. Humour has to be one of the most difficult genres (if not the most difficult) to pull off well. I find myself chuckling throughout each of the chapters at the banter between your B and E. These are two of my favourite Bella and Edwards in the fandom. Sassy Bella doesn't always work for me, but this Bella is the best. I love Alice, and Emmett. I love your Carlisle and Esme. I love Rene and Charlie and how Rene is able to tame Charlie from a distance. I even love your Jessica and the fact that so far she actually is a friend to Bella. I love how you have created an AH story with vampire tendencies. I'm hoping that you delve more into the fire angle and Edward's history a bit more. I noticed that your story is not complete, and that it's been a while since you've updated meaning that it's unlikely that you will finish your tale. I truly hope that the reason it has been so long since an update is that you've run out of steam for the story. I also hope that you find the desire to finish this story, but thank you so much for sharing what you have of these characters.

Update ples

I really hope you decide to continue this story since it is so hilarious!

So funny. I wish there was more.

Pleassseee update soon! I love the story! The whole allergic to sunlight thing is creative af.. This was the first time I have read of it in a story. Anyways, please finish!

Hello. I really enjoyed this story and I wondered why you never "completed it?" I think it deserves an ending and I see that you completed your story of "Ethan Church." I hope you reconsider it and give it another go. Thanks, Suzan Noerr

OH my god! I don't think laughed so hard in a long while. I absolutely loved this story. At one point my husband found me laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face at 3am. I could stop reading. Your story definitely caused me to only get 4 hours of sleep last night. Please tell me there's going to be more. I can't stand to know its over.

Great story, just found it and love what you have written so far.

Lol I love how bella is quirky and ed loves it. Thank u for the chapter and I cant wait for the ending

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please please update

I hate AH. I never read AH. You have suckered me in and I am fascinated and I hate you a little because you made me wrong. Also...now very addicted. Please send help.

~Mia

this chapter was sweet:)