|Reviews for To Kill a Meyerpire|
| I can't login chapter 1 . 11/26/2016
I thought about this particular problem long and hard and my solution was to rip off their arms and legs, then, while the body was still trying to crawl back together, chop off their stomachs. Set fire to everything but the head/chest combo, then encase that in concrete up to the bottom of the chin, and keep the souvenir as a trophy.
Maybe I have a creepy imagination.
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/8/2014
I am the stocker abuser boyfriend Ben and now you all die slow the end
| I Can Kill You With My Brain chapter 1 . 9/27/2013
Yes. Just yes.
| Thukefan101 chapter 1 . 12/13/2012
LOL I know, if your going to make your characters THAT invincible, at least make htem antagonists. Oh, and, where do they sell Anti-Sparkle Lotion? it's okay, I know a spot in the library where Twi-hards don't enter: THE HARRY POTTER SECTION!:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/10/2012
Those 2 words pretty much sums this story up.
Go Meyer haters!
| Elemental Queen chapter 1 . 5/2/2012
I love these things o.O
| No. Just. No chapter 1 . 12/4/2011
Anti-Sparkle Cream? GENIUS! Very inspiring.
Imma go keelhaul all the Twilight authors/fangirls now. It's been so long...I've actually had some trouble with them. Thank you; Now I can finally heal the world of this Vampy menace.
-cackles evilly and runs off to the Twilight section wielding a hammer covered in Anti-Sparkle cream and a lighter-
| NormalityIsNonexistent chapter 1 . 10/3/2011
you are comepletely and totally right now wheres my hammer
| real vampires do NOT sparkle chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
beautiful, just beautiful. while my twillghtard friend said it was ugly, well screw twillght fans and burn them with a stake through their hearts... i don't want my friend to die so let's just do that to ...step something meyer... nyahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
| PeetaPercyFANGirl chapter 1 . 6/15/2011
OHMYGOSH! I was laughing my head off during this whole thing! So hilarious and so true! Every part about it! XD I love when you go through the whole list of normal things and use examples ;) AWESOME! :D
| TribalGirl chapter 1 . 5/21/2011
Here's why Meyerpires sparkle:
They're cold, aren't they?
| axxe chapter 1 . 4/30/2011
OH MY GOSH! My thoughts exactly. Mary-Sues, a whole race of 'em.
| chocolate-ribbons chapter 1 . 1/20/2011
This definitely made my day. xD
I actually found out yesterday that Edward Cullen literally sparkles. o.o I thought people just meant that he's so perfect and awesome and whatever, but not, he actually SPRAKLES. That just makes me mad. e_e -hasn't read the book-
This was really hilarious. I mean, just pure The sad part is, apparently it's all true. Are you guys planning to write more? Oh wait, you've written a whole ton of stories. My bad. X'D
-runs off to show this to her Twilight-fan friend-
| pennilee chapter 1 . 12/18/2010
Now this is how Twilight should be. Thankies!
| Cap'n Clueless chapter 1 . 11/30/2010
I like. I like this a lot. Dem, Strom, I salute ye, great manifestations of gravity!