Reviews for To Kill a Meyerpire
Guest chapter 1 . 3/8/2014
I am the stocker abuser boyfriend Ben and now you all die slow the end
I Can Kill You With My Brain chapter 1 . 9/27/2013
Yes. Just yes.
Thukefan101 chapter 1 . 12/13/2012
LOL I know, if your going to make your characters THAT invincible, at least make htem antagonists. Oh, and, where do they sell Anti-Sparkle Lotion? it's okay, I know a spot in the library where Twi-hards don't enter: THE HARRY POTTER SECTION!:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Guest chapter 1 . 7/10/2012
Frickin' Genius.
Those 2 words pretty much sums this story up.
Go Meyer haters!
Elemental Queen chapter 1 . 5/2/2012
I love these things o.O
No. Just. No chapter 1 . 12/4/2011
Anti-Sparkle Cream? GENIUS! Very inspiring.

Imma go keelhaul all the Twilight authors/fangirls now. It's been so long...I've actually had some trouble with them. Thank you; Now I can finally heal the world of this Vampy menace.

-cackles evilly and runs off to the Twilight section wielding a hammer covered in Anti-Sparkle cream and a lighter-
NormalityIsNonexistent chapter 1 . 10/3/2011
you are comepletely and totally right now wheres my hammer
real vampires do NOT sparkle chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
beautiful, just beautiful. while my twillghtard friend said it was ugly, well screw twillght fans and burn them with a stake through their hearts... i don't want my friend to die so let's just do that to ...step something meyer... nyahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PeetaPercyFANGirl chapter 1 . 6/15/2011
OHMYGOSH! I was laughing my head off during this whole thing! So hilarious and so true! Every part about it! XD I love when you go through the whole list of normal things and use examples ;) AWESOME! :D
TribalGirl chapter 1 . 5/21/2011
Here's why Meyerpires sparkle:

They're cold, aren't they?

And hard?

So: condensation.

axxe chapter 1 . 4/30/2011
OH MY GOSH! My thoughts exactly. Mary-Sues, a whole race of 'em.
chocolate-ribbons chapter 1 . 1/20/2011
This definitely made my day. xD

I actually found out yesterday that Edward Cullen literally sparkles. o.o I thought people just meant that he's so perfect and awesome and whatever, but not, he actually SPRAKLES. That just makes me mad. e_e -hasn't read the book-

This was really hilarious. I mean, just pure The sad part is, apparently it's all true. Are you guys planning to write more? Oh wait, you've written a whole ton of stories. My bad. X'D

-runs off to show this to her Twilight-fan friend-
pennilee chapter 1 . 12/18/2010
Now this is how Twilight should be. Thankies!

Captain Clueless the First chapter 1 . 11/30/2010
I like. I like this a lot. Dem, Strom, I salute ye, great manifestations of gravity!
therealblondie11 chapter 1 . 11/29/2010
! I'm cracking up at this fic! This is pretty much the best EVER! Well, maybe not as hilarious as your 'If Bella Were Sane', but pretty dang close. I'm also a fan of your 'ho ttly awsum fanficshun riter' (sorry if I spelled that wrong but I have issues with typing a typo on purpose)
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