|Reviews for Anything But A Natural|
| TitanWolf chapter 1 . 8/3/2009
i loved this, i HATE KK and JICWC!
| Smp1991 chapter 1 . 2/11/2009
Aw Poor Kelly Kelly I Felt So Bad 4 Her Like She Got Rejected 2 Many Times! Its Really Messed Up She Should Of Acted More Classy Or She Could Of Ask The Divas, Hey She Should Have Ask Jerry King Lawler He Loves *Puppies* Lol! Anyways Im A Fan Favorite Of Kelly But This Was Just So Hilarious! GOOD JOB AND A HUGS!
| Azrael-013 chapter 1 . 2/8/2009
Kelly Kelly wouldn't last two minutes at ROH. Just thought I'd throw that out.
I have no strong feelings about Kelly myself. She's gotten better wrestling-wise, sure, I'd just wish she didn't scream in the ring. Her biggest fault for me is that she has NO CHARISMA. Zero.
And love your Jericho. Running searches on himself on the Internet - I believe that.
| RollinsInTheDean chapter 1 . 2/7/2009
OH MY GOD! I LOVED THIS! I ABSOLUTELY HATE Kelly Kelly with a passion. Good call men of WWE haha
| Loy chapter 1 . 2/7/2009
I bloody HATE Kelly Kelly as much as Candice Michelle and Eve Torres. Period. Someone should just fire them already. ...Or just beat the crap out of them. I don't know WHY they are even in the WWE. It's World Wrestling Entertainment. NOT World WHORE-ING Entertainment!
I honestly don't know why guys like them. Oh yeah. They have absolutely no problem taking off their clothes! They make women wrestlers look like nothing more than eye candy. It's their fault the women's division suck nowadays.
This definitely makes me happy. Glad that I read this.
| SinfullyMadex chapter 1 . 2/6/2009
Since I violently dislike Kelly squared, this honestly just made my life. I launched into a gigglefit, which led to a coughing fit since I'm sick. But, anyway. I could actually picture everyone talking to Kelly squared like that.
“That'd be like watching a man doped up on heroine trying to do the YMCA. I don't like being near anything like that.” Phil told her honestly.
That line killed me. Awesomenessx1O.
| WWEtnaROHfan chapter 1 . 2/6/2009
Kelly Kelly is hands down the worst female wrestler in wrestling history, surpassing Sable by far.
I loved this story, and can actually picture these responses from the wrestlers.
You should have added Morrison and Jeff Hardy, then it would be perfect.
Still, this was amazingly funny. Good Job.
| Glamagirl chapter 1 . 2/6/2009
That was hilarious!
| gabarella-chan chapter 1 . 2/5/2009
“Sorry slu...Kelly, between six AM and ten AM I am fixing my hair, eleven AM till twelve I am eating. Between twelve and two I am thinking of good gay jokes. Three to five I am getting ready at the arena, six to eight I am searching myself on the internet, nine to eleven I am winning the hearts of millions, then I eat, and go to sleep. As you can see, I have no time to train a talentless monkey.”
LOL, a talentless monkey? Haha, that's so true. Lol, he should have called her a slu... that's all she is, haha. Ah, Jericho, he's just too funny.
I was in like a really sappy mood, but this fic just made my day better, haha. Great job! :P
| Failure Turtle chapter 1 . 2/5/2009
baha he's talking to her like she's a retard
“What if I just pleasure you instead?”
“Stop. Go ask Cody, he's a nice boy who would never say no.”
NO! HE ONLY IS NICE TO ME!
FOUR HOURS TO FIX HIS HAIR! YES!
Ring of Honor would eat her alive.
| xthefirestillburns chapter 1 . 2/5/2009
I have to say this story is funny. I hate Kelly Kelly and I'm glad someone finally made a story about her talentless a**. I know we haven't seen eye to eye, but I have to say this story was pretty cool.
| TJ Sparkles chapter 1 . 2/5/2009
Aw, poor Kelly, can't get anyone to train her. She's going to lose her job...TOO BAD!
I wish this was true. I really wish that someone would tell her that her looks (I personally think she looks like a horse, but for some reason, people keep calling her beautiful and sexy. OK, if you find horses sexy. Me, not so much) are not going to help her become an accomplished wrestler. What the heck does she do, anyway? Flips and elbow smashes? I liked it better when Torrie Wilson did it, and I wasn't even a fan of her.
No one wants to train her because they don't want to get any of her numerous STD's.
This made me laugh through the pain of my broken tailbone (yes, I broke my tailbone. LOL.). Great job, Sunny :)
| StarSixtyNine chapter 1 . 2/5/2009
“I've been meaning to find myself a trainer too, if you find one, let me know.” John told her.
That made me laugh really loud, lol.
| shotbyanepoch chapter 1 . 2/5/2009
Ouch for Barbie Blank. Hilarious, but harsh. I admit right now I'm a fan of Kelly squared, but... wow!
| ticklemehaley chapter 1 . 2/5/2009
Lol, I hate Kelly. Sorry to offend anyone but she ain't that good and she didn't deserve all the air time she got either.
Soo, thank you for this even though it wasn't for me but thanks. P