Reviews for Confessions of a Kryptonian
Dancer who loves Westerns chapter 1 . 10/24/2015
"Because I'm the goddamn Batman." Best line ever. lol.
PurpleSong chapter 1 . 4/12/2014
Because im batman!
IamBatgirl chapter 1 . 8/26/2013
Okay I actually liked it;)
Priest of Pain chapter 1 . 6/30/2012
I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit xD
whitebengal14 chapter 1 . 1/26/2012
AHAAHAHAHA! Very cracky near the end! xDD

Heh. Batman Glare And "I'm the goddamn Batman" xD

Those were funny.

The end.
Kat3418 chapter 1 . 12/20/2011
The ending totally and completely made this.

Its just awesome and makes you smile :D
MIM199 chapter 1 . 2/7/2011
ok your only getting a good review b/c of the last line; just perfect.
YeahYouWannaKnowMyName chapter 1 . 2/5/2011
Well, He Does Have An Image To Uphold.

jessica499499 chapter 1 . 1/11/2011
That last line almost made me sick from laughing too hard! It was too funny!
The-Cat-of-the-Baskervilles chapter 1 . 8/28/2010
You're great!

I love the end of the story. xD LOL!
SomethingFishii chapter 1 . 7/20/2010
I'm sorry but I started to laugh at the end. Any time I read/ hear "I'm the goddamn batman" I laugh.

Otherwise it was a cute story. I really like how Clark described everything, perfectly in character.
snivellusisatermofendearment chapter 1 . 7/17/2010
best ending ever
Haricot-Vertes chapter 1 . 5/17/2010
I have to ask who specifically are you talking about for each one when you say, "Of those that remain, one broke his heart, one is messing with it, one refuses to be anything but cordial, one's possessed by her father, and one is too much like pedophilia. It's no wonder he's still alone, really, when you think of it that way"?
oksofia chapter 1 . 4/19/2010
This is so adorable. I don't think that your Superman is OOC at all, and the Batman Frank Millering was totally fine here. And when you list out all of the women in DCAU Bruce's life by their qualities rather than their names, it's super sad - and we blame *Batman* for his lackluster love life. Well - not lackluster anymore if this story is anything to go by :)

Thanks for a good read!
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