Like shooting babies in a barrel. I literally LOLed.

Miss Cheryl Dyson, thank you for giving me this gift of a story.

I can't even put to words how much I love this story. I read this story a few times a year every year. If I have nothing to read I'm going to look you up and find Paradigm. EVEN IF I READ IT JUST A MONTH AGO. And best believe that this is the case today.

This story (as well as The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna and If You've A Ready Mind by maya) is what I recommend when someone shows any sort of interest in Harry Potter fanfiction. I'm sorry for mentioning those other stories miss Dyson, but your story is too hot for the faint hearted, so I have backups. BUT BEST BELIEVE I MENTION YOUR PLOT FIRST, GIVE SOME WARNINGS AND SEE THEIR REACTIONS.

My most favorite scene is Draco's first time, of course! And I just am in awe how you created this rent boy story that is so 'feel good'. I love how Harry gets becomes addicted to Draco despite Draco not using the Modification Charm. And it's just perfect how everything came together. How the investigation, the galleons, the kissing thing, Ron being offended by Draco leaving Harry despite his better judgement. It's perfection and your sex scenes are great too. gah.

ANYWAY I miss your stories and I am always heading to your page first to see if any new fanfics have come out from you. I check here and at AO3! And this is weekly for years and I never give up hope. So don't break my heart. You are my favorite author hands down. You have brought a lot of happiness to me when I read your stories. ISITWORKINGWILLYOUWRITEMORE? coughcoughcough

Thank you for Paradigm.

Best one hour I spent reading this 3

Yum! Yum! Yummy! This one has always been one of my favorites of yours!

"Put something on before you catch a chill. You look like a compass." I've read this fic before but I just about died on this line because I thought of Dan's roll in 'Swiss Army Man.' Bad movie but highly entertaining.
Omg and Winky in this chapter -perfect!

Loved this so much!

I know its ridiculous, but I am seriously concerned for the state of Harry's bank account right now. I looked it up and he's spent roughly $250,000 on two nights with Draco. That's a shit ton of money. He's gonna put himself in the poor house. Also, I love your writing...I'm slowly making my way through all 126 of your stories and procrastinating on every other thing in my life. God you're brilliant

Wait, they didn't even lay ground rules? What would be okay and what'd be out of line? Isn't Draco supposed to be smart? And a Slytherin...

nooooDon't get me wrong, it's amazingly written and i can't wait to read the next chapter, but why oh why did their first time have to be like this? Why didn't you let them get to know each other first? I feel sooo bad for Draco. And Harry as well... he's gonna be devasted when he finds out the truth about the memory charms and how frightened Draco was by though it's plausible that Draco felt aroused by their sexual encounter, I find it difficult to believe that he would actually feel the way he did afterwards.. But that's your choice as an author and I'm happy to go with the flow and very grateful that you've written the story. You show amazing talentI am very curious of where you're gonna lead our two favourite wizards next

*blinks* At least Draco isn't Bella 2.0

LOVED IT!

LOL i defaintely liked your take on rentboy draco lol very entertaining to read.

I truly utterly love you for this. And all your other works. Glad to have found such a talented writer.

YAAAASSSSSS AWESSSOOOOOMMMMEEE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Cries eyes out by the last two sentences.
"CURSE YOU POTTER"