|Reviews for Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers|
| Lauren Saint chapter 1 . 1/8/2013
Its nice having a break from reading stories to read fun stuff like this. Good Job Blondie and thank you Alice_Laughed for making her post it! :D
| Angelotti chapter 1 . 1/2/2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL XDDD
| grempler1 chapter 1 . 12/21/2012
| azyungalah chapter 1 . 3/3/2012
this whole time i was really confused and at the end, when you said to look it up, i thought 'oh god am i gonna regret this?'. yes. yes i did. now the question: why was ESME even looking at that?
| PFChang'sChaiAppleCobblerIsYum chapter 1 . 3/18/2011
A great story. Very well written.
| missmontana chapter 1 . 2/2/2011
LOL. I love this fic. I just read it over and over again just for an awesome laugh. It's hilarious!
LOL. Another term for banana hammock is some aussie slang, 'dick sticker'... I laughed so hard when my mother said it to me on the beach one day...
Anyway. Got any other fantastically funny fics...? ('f', 'f', 'f'... Damn alliteration... ;D)
| Victory's Wonder chapter 1 . 12/23/2010
LOL the story had me laughing so hard!
I had no idea what that was.. then I googled it... now Im scarred for life. (
| lll0 chapter 1 . 12/4/2010
| roon0 chapter 1 . 1/15/2010
| Pippa79 chapter 1 . 1/2/2010
| are-you-not-entertained chapter 1 . 10/28/2009
This made me laugh more than I have in a very long time.
i LOVE it!
| magnolia-bunny chapter 1 . 10/20/2009
hahahaha! that was insanely hilarious! My mind loved it, unfortunately my sore throat did not. You made me laugh, good job!
| Joie Cullen chapter 1 . 9/17/2009
| cassmo451 chapter 1 . 8/5/2009
hahahaha! To Funny! That's the kind of thing that happens in large families.
| delete147 chapter 1 . 7/21/2009
Very funny, poor Esme... I liked how Bella's blush got everyone's attention, I know that was probably not a part that was suppose to stick out, but for some reason it did for me. Very cute, thanks!