|Reviews for Bizzaro Twilight|
| Spawn chapter 19 . 10/23/2016
I enjoyed your twists on the Twilight saga. I loved Esme being the leader of the family that she created. I liked that you switched their gifts around and added new ones. Loved the sibling bonding and rivalry of the Swan men and the Cullen women.
I'm not a fan of all of the many sex scenes; it's not a reflection of your writing, just a personal opinion. I did like that the boys were gentleman and the connections they had with their mates.
I thought the twist of Renee being turned and Charlie knowing what the Cullens were and what was happening were a stroke of genius. Great job on the story. Thank you for sharing.
| Guest chapter 19 . 1/9/2016
Really enjoyed this story thank you.
| JoanneCullen chapter 2 . 7/22/2015
This is a really great book. I'm only on chapter two and I love it ️
| ChristyWIX chapter 19 . 4/11/2015
Absolutely wonderful and beautiful ending. The poetry of the threads in our lives, was very poignant. I loved this. Thank you so very much for sharing your imagination with us all here in the fandom. This was the last one for me to read in your library. Don't think you are even still around. Thank you for leaving this library for us all to enjoy. -Christy (hugs)
| ChristyWIX chapter 18 . 4/11/2015
Poor Edward! I hope this doesn't happen to him each and every time he comes in contact with new people. That could get ridiculously hard to deal with. Mind reading is one thing. To relive the pain and sorrow, happiness and fortune, of everyone else's memories. Goodness. Renee telling her story, wow again, such a sacrifice. It's so beautiful and I bet there is not one person out there that wouldn't do the same thing, to have one more day with a loved one . . . let alone an eternity. Renee couldn't hold off any longer, attacking her husband. Emmett making us giggle there, telling his parents they are all still right there. Funny.
| ChristyWIX chapter 17 . 4/11/2015
Oh wow, that was so beautifully romantic and so self sacrificing. The pain Charlie endured with the not knowing. Then to have it all work out in the long run. To know that his Renee lived on after all. They will all be together now. The whole huge family as one. Charlie and Renee have twelve years of hot sex to make up for and they get to do it as vampires. You wove this story so extremely well. I was so worried about Charlie from the very beginning . . . and we find out he set all this all in motion. With the help of Alice, Esme and Carlisle. Loved that he went to a sick Renee and let her choose this herself. Really loved that she is extremely turned on by her aged husband. This really is an amazing story!
| ChristyWIX chapter 16 . 4/11/2015
You lost me in all of these abilities, but I think Edward has the ability to remove memories, if needed . . . once he gets stronger. Then the part of Charlie being so depressed . . . with red swollen eyes. That was what I was so very worried about. Alice can't become human and Jasper doesn't realize this. I hope he doesn't ask that of her. Poor Jasper deserves his happiness too. So, Charlie knows Alice already? Wait . . . what? Oh goodness . . . my brain needs some assistance here. Eek!
| ChristyWIX chapter 15 . 4/11/2015
So, does Emmett have an ability like Bella's . . . or, is it similar to Rose's? Confused on that one. One I did understand, was that he was able to help Bella to help Edeard from the fire of the transformation. Poor Emmett being nearly attacked by his freshly transformed brother. Good thing the others were there to explain that to Emmett. Interesting way for Edward to wake up . . . in such a state and out of control . . . knowing it was Emmett and still not having control. Then laying claim to Bella that way, also without any control, glad she liked that. The breaking of the bed, wall and outer door was amusing. That's some passionate sex, right there. Two down, one to go!
| ChristyWIX chapter 14 . 4/11/2015
Barf Barn . . . funny as hell. Poor Jasper being dragged off to that smell. I can't stand the smell of vomit. Alice could park him in a field, tell him to stay there, then run a few buckets of water out ther to get rid of the stench. Loved the 'ankle biter' line . . . laughed so hard, I woke up my husband. So glad that Emmett is already in control of his bloodlust around his brothers. Hopefully, this'll remain the same for when they come around their Pop. So glad that whatever Bella and Edward are doing together, seems to be helping Edward tremendously. I'm hopeful that Jasper will have the luxury of changing the fastest and with the very least amount of the pain.
| ChristyWIX chapter 13 . 4/11/2015
That was another Greta chapter. Hot as hell lemon with Rose and Emmett. Destruction of trees and everything. Them using Rose's ability to tame Emmett slightly was a great maneuver. Unfortunately, Jasper and his blood were very much still alive and well. Hopefully, Alice will change Jasper soon and they can all be a family together. Alice crouching in a protective stance in front of Jasper was adorable . . . but, it think that Emmett could've easily have flung her across the room, if it weren't for the other three. Thankfully, the three of them were able to hold him back before Emmett got to him.
| ChristyWIX chapter 12 . 4/11/2015
Oh Emmett you wonderful jovial man . . . how I love thee. His instant acceptance of this life and everything it entails was fantastic! His reminding Rose that he asked for this, not even knowing what 'this' was yet, told his true deep love for her. Still loving Carlisle and Esme. Loving that Bella did bit Edward and that he practically begged her to do so. Giving him the reminder of being in Emmett's head and the pain he was in. Edward choosing to match Bella and asking her to bite his wrist . . . swoony-sigh. Her instant panic immediately after was expected. Especially after watching Rose go through this with Emmett.
| ChristyWIX chapter 11 . 4/11/2015
Love, love, love this! Alice letting Bella know that she's known of this since she awoke into this life. Jasper's thoughts of Van Helsing and her giggling, explaining to Jasper. Then him seeing her disappointment, when she answered that she's not seen them connect the way BxE did in the cottage . . . pulling her to him and saying 'yet' . . . swoon. Bella taking great care of Edward with the bath and the hand job. Loving on his neck that way. Edward asking her to change him. Also, meeting the wonderful Carlisle and Esme finally . . . they were beyond delightful! Learning that the changes happen so much faster when they are mated . . . perfect!
| ChristyWIX chapter 10 . 4/11/2015
Well, both men took that a lot better than expected. Thank goodness. And, it was Esme and Carlisle that was called . . . I knew that, yay! Very interesting development that Edward's and Emmett's gifts are manifesting prior to and in the middle of, their change. I love that. Really cool story you've created here.
| ChristyWIX chapter 9 . 4/10/2015
Alice distracting Bella at a very opportune moment? Check! Pulverized tree from phenominal sex? Check! Couch destroying sex? Check! Fun chapter! So, Alice saying it's time, hopefully to advise the men their destiny.
| ChristyWIX chapter 8 . 4/10/2015
I love your addition of their bite marks being their strongest erogenous zone. Freaking love that. I've never once read that in a single fanfic, ever. And, I've read beyond my fair share of these little gems. Poor Emmett. Poor Rosalie. I hope that Alice isn't hiding something awful from them. Just that they'd meet their mates if they came to this place. The brothers, for three sisters. The boys speaking freely, thinking the girls couldn't hear them . . . very funny. I've been wondering this whole time about how the girls will keep the boys from out maneuvering them, once they've been changed. In all the other stories, there are other vampire men around for the strenght, to keep the newbies from killing the whole town. Unless, what I was hoping come to fruition. They change and acclimate ridiculously quickly as your vamps. Getting rid of that whole 'newborn stage'.