Reviews for A Volley of Shots
deaths-master chapter 1 . 9/12/2009
lol
katiekins chapter 1 . 7/18/2009
Bella: Oh, right, yeah. I mean, I…I totally just love the… stale urine smell.

Guardpire 1: Why thankyou. I made it myself.

my fave part XD
bemysevendwarves chapter 1 . 4/17/2009
Bella: Oh, right, yeah. I mean, I…I totally just love the… stale urine smell.

Guardpire 1: Why thankyou. I made it myself.

And all of a sudden, Jane appears. Out of the sewers.

Bella: Psht, what’s up with the six year old?

Edward: Bella, I wouldn’t…

Jane: Why thankyou, human child, I do use Olay. Olay spf 30. Now follow me, to HQ.

LOL that was my fave bit
Shonapire chapter 1 . 2/14/2009
golly mia! i havent seen you for like, THREE DAYS! i thought you were DEAD!

but yay for fanfics, *yaydance*

my fav bit:

Bella: Psht, what’s up with the six year old?

Edward: Bella, I wouldn’t…

Jane: Why thankyou, human child, I do use Olay. Olay spf 30. Now follow me, to HQ.

The group is led to a chamber place. Where a bunch of old wrinkly vampdudes are hanging, bro.

totally dude