Reviews for He Wasn't Man Enough For Me
Failure Turtle chapter 1 . 2/27/2009
I feel rude. My apologies. I was not informed of my random appearance in this story. lol.

I hate Theodore Marvin DiBiase, Jr. Even though I always pretend to like him when he's on my TV because I love his tag team partner.

...But I can't hate Ted because he did something awesome at a house show...Gah.

EW KRISTIN GHIRGURH!

LULZ she totally would call if she had the number.

...I can totally see her talking to Kristen girshir like that.

THEODORE

BIG BUTT BASTARD! YES!

OMG CODY

...He did not just call him "Teddy." OMG no no no no

WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

Okay, so they probably do have gay pet names for each other..but still...

Sunny sat at her lap top talking to her friends Becky and Cara telling them about what had happened between her, Ted, and Kristen earlier that day when she heard a knock at the door.

bahaha that's awesome.
Sunny's Priceless Dream chapter 1 . 2/15/2009
I CAN'T BE HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND!

You just had to add Ted's new wife, Kristin ghrgreg! lol.

Omg!

I totally would call if I had her number.

IS TED THERE? It's be more like "I'm sleeping with Ted, and I'm never letting him go, he's mine bitch. Back off."

ā€œIā€™m sorry, you must have the wrong number. Ted and I are married, so if you could take your little fan girl antics somewhere else and stop calling my husband,ā€ Kristen said.

Well, Ted does bring the fangirl out in me. Just ask Becky, I drive her nuts with it.

TED STARTED DATING HER AFTER WE WERE TOGETHER? oh hell no.

TEDDY IS NOT FAITHFUL TO HER!

HE LOVES ME.

He just doesn't know it yet.

CODY!

I hate Cody. lol.

Omg, Cody wouldn't have time to cover for Ted, he'd be too busy with Becky.

COULD THAT TOWN IN PA BE MY HOMETOWN?

I hope so.

IT IS. FALLS CREEK. I LIVE THERE!

Ted is not a whore. I'm all he needs.

Though I'd be a whore for him. lol.

He'd have a hickey in other places too..

That's right, I'm his girl. NOT KRISTEN GHIGHIR.

WHY DID WE BREAK UP?

I never break up with that man.

Hm, Kristen ghirogr is an ugly bitch.

I love when Ted says my name.

Quick story: Ted said my name when I met him in person, and I almost raped him.

HE DOES NOT HAVE TO WORK THINGS OUT WITH HER.

HE LOVES ME, HE TOLD ME SO.

Of course I'm better than her. I could at least fill out my wedding dress.

BIG BUTT? NO!

well, it is firm. and I do admire it. All the time.

CODY AGAIN!

YES! HE WANTS BACK WITH ME.

Cody is so smart, it almost makes me like him.

WHY IS TED CANCELLING HIS MATCH?

HAHAHA. CODY'S LISP.

No one calls my man scum! Kristen gnrighr must die.

Little bitch? I'll kill her.

Aw, Teddy defending me.

HE LOVES ME! YES.

Measure up to her? Psh, I'd wipe her out of the ballpark.

BECKY AND CARA!

I talk to them a lot, they always know what to do!

haha, I just yell instead of answering. That's something I'd do.

Ted on his knees? I'd rather be on my knees...oh god, ignore that.

I'D DO MORE THAN PIN HIM AGAINST THE WALL.

How could I not forgive him? He's amazing.

There is no possibly way Ted could be more man than I think he is. lol.

I LOVED THIS!

THANK YOU!